A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Calavera on December 23, 2011, 07:14:40 PMDon't be surprised if I ever end telling you I'm actually a hot ass.Fixed. lol
Don't be surprised if I ever end telling you I'm actually a hot ass.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 23, 2011, 07:29:18 PMQuote from: Calavera on December 23, 2011, 07:14:40 PMDon't be surprised if I ever end telling you I'm actually a hot ass.Fixed. lolBut I already confess I have a hot ass!Want to give it a spank?
Much better. I'm a good boy now.
Sick today.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
My kitty cat clock is running fast and the other clock is slow. I miss the cable box with the always accurate clock
Apparently having one's face waxed really, really hurts. I imagine it would hurt even more if you have beard hair. I have had a few nostril hairs poke out before and I have plucked them out. Sometimes it makes my eyes water like mad.
Stupid nostril hair. I have an electric nostril-hair trimmer to keep it in check, but not having to worry about nostril hair is something I miss about being a kid. I'm going to make damn sure that I don't turn into one of those old men who have little bushes coming out of their ears and nostrils. Also, maybe I could wax my face and cut down on the need to shave.