A couple of days ago (elsewhere on the internet) someone from Texas was complaining that his house was 45f and he was "freezing to death". I worked out that my house was the same temperature and as I was alone in the house I hadn't turned the heating on because I couldn't be bothered expending the fuel for myself. Instead I'd put on a sweater and my slippers and I was fine thanks because 45f is what we refer to as "Normal February".
Turns out Texans have guns in the house but not sweaters or blankets. (Or egg cups - but that's an old bitch.)
Fuck sake, people... Priorities!