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Quote from: hykeaswell on February 08, 2014, 06:36:09 AMQuote from: odeon on February 08, 2014, 05:22:56 AMBloody mobile phones. They are mobile for a reason, FFS!Yes, you can leave them anywhere, out of hearing reach. Awesome things. Switching them off is also a great feature that they offer. And people get so mad at you when you do. I miss the days of being unreachable without having to have some excuse
Quote from: odeon on February 08, 2014, 05:22:56 AMBloody mobile phones. They are mobile for a reason, FFS!Yes, you can leave them anywhere, out of hearing reach. Awesome things. Switching them off is also a great feature that they offer.
Bloody mobile phones. They are mobile for a reason, FFS!
Don't have a cell phone.
Quote from: Jack on February 08, 2014, 12:26:49 PMDon't have a cell phone. Which is fine. But if you were to get one, don't leave it back home ringing when others try to sleep.
Quote from: odeon on February 08, 2014, 12:29:41 PMQuote from: Jack on February 08, 2014, 12:26:49 PMDon't have a cell phone. Which is fine. But if you were to get one, don't leave it back home ringing when others try to sleep.Ah, I see. Other people's cell phones.
This cough syrup has killed my appetite.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 08, 2014, 07:08:25 AM This cough syrup has killed my appetite. Are you yet?
Quote from: Semicolon on February 08, 2014, 01:45:53 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on February 08, 2014, 07:08:25 AM This cough syrup has killed my appetite. Are you yet? Not stoned, just dazed and tired. But I did manage to eat some toast and chocolate.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 08, 2014, 01:51:50 PMQuote from: Semicolon on February 08, 2014, 01:45:53 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on February 08, 2014, 07:08:25 AM This cough syrup has killed my appetite. Are you yet? Not stoned, just dazed and tired. But I did manage to eat some toast and chocolate. A weekend of fasting is OK too, as long as you don't forget to drink lots of clear fluids.
I feel like crying. I hate my family.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.