A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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How am I supposed to wash my hair, shave my legs/pits/cooch with 10 minutes of hot water per day??
Quote from: Peter on September 08, 2011, 10:40:46 AMI've been having trouble lately with a lack of strength in my right hand. It comes and goes, and it tends to be worst in the mornings, when I sometimes find I can't open jars or hold a cup with that hand. It's not a new thing; I started getting it from time to time in my mid teens, but it's been worse than usual for the past couple of months. My left hand is affected to a lesser degree, and although I'm right handed, I sometimes switch to using my left hand when I don't have enough strength in the right one.Andy chance you have a habit of tightening the muscles that move your fingers too much, like you do with your jaw muscles?That can cause losing strength too. And if you do it subconsciously, while you sleep, that could maybe explain the trouble in the mornings.
I've been having trouble lately with a lack of strength in my right hand. It comes and goes, and it tends to be worst in the mornings, when I sometimes find I can't open jars or hold a cup with that hand. It's not a new thing; I started getting it from time to time in my mid teens, but it's been worse than usual for the past couple of months. My left hand is affected to a lesser degree, and although I'm right handed, I sometimes switch to using my left hand when I don't have enough strength in the right one.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: Sinnocent on September 04, 2011, 08:42:35 PM How am I supposed to wash my hair, shave my legs/pits/cooch with 10 minutes of hot water per day?? There's a thought that's going to linger
Time spent with GA goes by too quick.
JUST MAYBE....with the $70/month I pay I may get to use phone and internet at my own house one day.
Quote from: Hubert Hemingway on September 08, 2011, 04:44:08 PMQuote from: Sinnocent on September 04, 2011, 08:42:35 PM How am I supposed to wash my hair, shave my legs/pits/cooch with 10 minutes of hot water per day?? There's a thought that's going to linger And use my Garnier face wash too!Still no internet. My phone is gone again too.Maybe one day.....ONE DAY....I'll get the have the privelage of having a dial tone and ADSL access. JUST MAYBE....with the $70/month I pay I may get to use phone and internet at my own house one day.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!