A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Merauder on June 18, 2013, 09:39:33 AMQuote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 17, 2013, 09:51:40 PMPost good pics when you get it. Oh I will. This ring is Fine Silver and isn't Sterling, The difference being SS is 92.5 % Silver and 7.5 percent alloy.My ring is 99.99 percent Silver No Alloy. So what's the other .01% ? Is it a mysterious metal from outer space?
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 17, 2013, 09:51:40 PMPost good pics when you get it. Oh I will. This ring is Fine Silver and isn't Sterling, The difference being SS is 92.5 % Silver and 7.5 percent alloy.My ring is 99.99 percent Silver No Alloy.
Post good pics when you get it.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Jesus C.... in Egypt, this day and age, men can wed a 13 years old girl. No frikkin' kid ya. 'Under pressure' from the 'muslim brothers' parliament there has lowered the age from 18 y/o to yes, it's true.. 13 years. Hü?
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2013, 11:12:55 PMQuote from: Merauder on June 18, 2013, 09:39:33 AMQuote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 17, 2013, 09:51:40 PMPost good pics when you get it. Oh I will. This ring is Fine Silver and isn't Sterling, The difference being SS is 92.5 % Silver and 7.5 percent alloy.My ring is 99.99 percent Silver No Alloy. So what's the other .01% ? Is it a mysterious metal from outer space? Al, Au, Cd, Co, Cu, Fe, Mg, Mn, Ni, Pb and Sn
Get that bitch some flowers. Bitches like flowers.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 20, 2013, 01:42:49 PMGet that bitch some flowers. Bitches like flowers. This bitch would like flowers if they were made of buttercream frosting!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 20, 2013, 05:58:53 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on June 20, 2013, 01:42:49 PMGet that bitch some flowers. Bitches like flowers. This bitch would like flowers if they were made of buttercream frosting! Your wish is my command