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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1845 on: January 09, 2012, 04:58:04 PM »
Thinking about going to bed.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1846 on: January 09, 2012, 05:33:42 PM »
Thinking I should let my personal information out:

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1847 on: January 09, 2012, 07:06:46 PM »
I understand every word of what they're saying.

« Last Edit: January 09, 2012, 07:09:09 PM by Peter »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1848 on: January 09, 2012, 09:25:51 PM »
I understand every word of what they're saying.



What are they saying?  I understood only a few phrases, like "Honestly, and you know what; what's the point?" and "Scumbag, scumbag."

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1849 on: January 09, 2012, 09:34:22 PM »
^^ I hear babbling.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1850 on: January 10, 2012, 02:47:44 AM »
I understand every word of what they're saying.



What are they saying?  I understood only a few phrases, like "Honestly, and you know what; what's the point?" and "Scumbag, scumbag."

Guy - When I slept, when I slept with someone else, I tell her that, right...

Girl - Aye, but it's there, it is there...

Guy - But when she done it she lied.  Are you in love?

Girl - But did I do it there apart from that did I?

Guy - Well...

Girl - You did.  Well, but, now you're to say, see when you finally get the balls to admit it, you're going to say one or two lassies.  It is clear, it is clear...  No I'll fu<bleep> keep it and guess what your daughter will see when she's fu<bleep>.  I dare, honestly, and do you know what?  What's the point, and you're going to, you're going to hit me up over the next couple of days...

Guy - No, I'm not even going to talk to you.

Girl - ...when you're not on the telly, bubbling and greeting (crying), you're going to come bubbling and greeting on your knees...

Guy - How?  It's me who's always finished it.

Girl - ...and going about "it was only one, it was only one".  What did I (censored), what did I say?

Guy  - I don't even want to talk to you.

Girl - Scumbag.  Scumbag. (censored)

Guy - I don't even want to talk to you.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1851 on: January 10, 2012, 12:56:51 PM »
It's not that much more comprehensible in English is it?
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1852 on: January 10, 2012, 05:29:08 PM »
I understand every word of what they're saying.



What are they saying?  I understood only a few phrases, like "Honestly, and you know what; what's the point?" and "Scumbag, scumbag."

Guy - When I slept, when I slept with someone else, I tell her that, right...

Girl - Aye, but it's there, it is there...

Guy - But when she done it she lied.  Are you in love?

Girl - But did I do it there apart from that did I?

Guy - Well...

Girl - You did.  Well, but, now you're to say, see when you finally get the balls to admit it, you're going to say one or two lassies.  It is clear, it is clear...  No I'll fu<bleep> keep it and guess what your daughter will see when she's fu<bleep>.  I dare, honestly, and do you know what?  What's the point, and you're going to, you're going to hit me up over the next couple of days...

Guy - No, I'm not even going to talk to you.

Girl - ...when you're not on the telly, bubbling and greeting (crying), you're going to come bubbling and greeting on your knees...

Guy - How?  It's me who's always finished it.

Girl - ...and going about "it was only one, it was only one".  What did I (censored), what did I say?

Guy  - I don't even want to talk to you.

Girl - Scumbag.  Scumbag. (censored)

Guy - I don't even want to talk to you.

Thanks for the clarification, Peter.  You are all some.  If you ever want Southern American English translated, I'll do my best to figure it out for you.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1853 on: January 10, 2012, 05:59:05 PM »
" I`m full "

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1854 on: January 10, 2012, 06:00:31 PM »
what is this awesome all some thing??

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1856 on: January 11, 2012, 12:05:48 AM »
what is this awesome all some thing??

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1857 on: January 11, 2012, 12:40:53 AM »
Should be turned into an Internet meme. :autism:

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1858 on: January 11, 2012, 12:54:11 AM »
Should be turned into an Internet meme. :autism:

 It's already well on the way!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1859 on: January 11, 2012, 01:01:09 AM »
lol

he is as dumb as a bag of rocks. but very sweet.