A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Ow!Half of my friends are 'gaming friends' for playing fb games. The rest are family, old friends from school, my old band friends from when I used to promote/manage and act as a videographer, and finally my Sea Shepherd contacts. I wouldn't notice most gaming friends disappearing or at first some old school friends.On a separate note, I love how I still look good compared to my old school friends who mostly got fat and aged poorly.
OMG someone just totally defriended me on facebook. Im going thought it and cant tell who it was. I guess if i cant remember who it was there was good reason for the defriendment.
Quote from: eris on October 28, 2011, 06:53:54 PMOMG someone just totally defriended me on facebook. Im going thought it and cant tell who it was. I guess if i cant remember who it was there was good reason for the defriendment. It might not be personal. I've unfollowed people on Twitter simply because THEY were following a zillion people and my stream was getting clogged with a lot of stuff I didn't care to have to pick through. Maybe that's all that prompted the defriending.
Some orgasms are better than others, though. Internal orgasms are more powerful than clitoral ones. Sometimes they last 45 seconds and fill your whole body... sometimes they are 5 seconds and feel like you did all that work for nothin
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: eris on October 28, 2011, 06:38:49 PMSome orgasms are better than others, though. Internal orgasms are more powerful than clitoral ones. Sometimes they last 45 seconds and fill your whole body... sometimes they are 5 seconds and feel like you did all that work for nothin I wish my orgasms lasted for 5 seconds. A good orgasm probably maxes out at about 4 seconds for me, and most are over in 1 or 2 seconds. I'd never describe any of them as filling my whole body.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Intimacy is the main point of sex for me, and without it, I'd rather just have a wank whenever my hormones act up. Some other men might get their emotional kicks out of of bragging to their male friends, marking a tally on a mental scoreboard, an ego-boosting sense of satisfaction at a job well done (that's a secondary factor that I enjoy) or whatever else appeals to them, but I suspect it's only a small minority of men for whom the physical enjoyment of sex is the primary motivation for engaging in it.