A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I remember when that psycho scum poisoined Tylenol capsules with cyanide in the 1980s. What a POS.
I keep forgetting that I have weed.
How mad, embarrassed, and in shock I am!!!
Quote from: Trigger 11 on September 28, 2011, 10:33:12 PMHow mad, embarrassed, and in shock I am!!!Why, what's wrong?
He wasn't here 5 minutes, and his brother called needing a ride to the emergency room because he broke his hand :SSo, poor brother, but it ruined my date. I dont have to work tomorrow, so we are going to spend some time in the morning/afternoon.I did get a 5 minute kiss goodbye, though
Quote from: eris on September 29, 2011, 12:43:37 AMHe wasn't here 5 minutes, and his brother called needing a ride to the emergency room because he broke his hand :SSo, poor brother, but it ruined my date. I dont have to work tomorrow, so we are going to spend some time in the morning/afternoon.I did get a 5 minute kiss goodbye, though this happened before you felt sick, right? Nothing says love like sharing a virus.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.