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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #495 on: September 21, 2011, 07:17:51 PM »
I want to learn to play the accordion.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #496 on: September 21, 2011, 07:19:16 PM »
Quote from: Binty on September 21, 2011, 07:17:51 PM
I want to learn to play the accordion.

If you do, your boobs might get pleated.   :zombiefuck:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #497 on: September 21, 2011, 07:22:50 PM »
I did not consider that...
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #498 on: September 22, 2011, 07:53:52 AM »
There's a pheasant sat outside my front fucking door. This is a massive housing estate in the middle of the town, how the fuck did it travel all those miles to this shit hole and not get killed on the roads? :orly:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #499 on: September 22, 2011, 07:58:11 AM »
Quote from: Crip on September 22, 2011, 07:53:52 AM
There's a pheasant sat outside my front fucking door. This is a massive housing estate in the middle of the town, how the fuck did it travel all those miles to this shit hole and not get killed on the roads? :orly:

 In my city, back in the late 90s, we had a wild turkey hanging around one of the busiest intersections for months,
 eating cereal and corn which people should NOT have been throwing to her, until the poor thing finally got hit by a  car.  :dunno:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #500 on: September 22, 2011, 08:10:02 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 22, 2011, 07:58:11 AM
Quote from: Crip on September 22, 2011, 07:53:52 AM
There's a pheasant sat outside my front fucking door. This is a massive housing estate in the middle of the town, how the fuck did it travel all those miles to this shit hole and not get killed on the roads? :orly:

 In my city, back in the late 90s, we had a wild turkey hanging around one of the busiest intersections for months,
 eating cereal and corn which people should NOT have been throwing to her, until the poor thing finally got hit by a  car.  :dunno:
Makes you wonder how these things get there. I can't see it any more, I saw it on the road a minute ago so I'm guessing the recycling truck that just drove by dealt with it.  ???
Someone should have taken the turkey for eating, I'm surprised they didn't. God, I love turkey. If I brought the pheasant into my house my dog would maul it. I wonder what it tastes like.  :autism:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #501 on: September 22, 2011, 08:12:36 AM »
Quote from: Crip on September 22, 2011, 08:10:02 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 22, 2011, 07:58:11 AM
Quote from: Crip on September 22, 2011, 07:53:52 AM
There's a pheasant sat outside my front fucking door. This is a massive housing estate in the middle of the town, how the fuck did it travel all those miles to this shit hole and not get killed on the roads? :orly:

 In my city, back in the late 90s, we had a wild turkey hanging around one of the busiest intersections for months,
 eating cereal and corn which people should NOT have been throwing to her, until the poor thing finally got hit by a  car.  :dunno:
Makes you wonder how these things get there. I can't see it any more, I saw it on the road a minute ago so I'm guessing the recycling truck that just drove by dealt with it.  ???
Someone should have taken the turkey for eating, I'm surprised they didn't. God, I love turkey. If I brought the pheasant into my house my dog would maul it. I wonder what it tastes like.  :autism:

 Eh, I doubt anyone wanted roadkill turkey with gravel in it.  And I'll bet pheasant tastes ... pleasant!  :laugh:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #502 on: September 22, 2011, 09:08:48 AM »


Pheasant is actually very good.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #503 on: September 22, 2011, 09:14:44 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on September 22, 2011, 09:08:48 AM


Pheasant is actually very good.

 What would one serve with it, cranberry sauce?   :orly:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #504 on: September 22, 2011, 09:25:44 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 22, 2011, 09:14:44 AM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on September 22, 2011, 09:08:48 AM


Pheasant is actually very good.

 What would one serve with it, cranberry sauce?   :orly:
:zombiefuck: :thumbdn: Seasoned rice and a vegetable.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #505 on: September 22, 2011, 09:27:39 AM »
Quote from: PPK on September 22, 2011, 09:25:44 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 22, 2011, 09:14:44 AM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on September 22, 2011, 09:08:48 AM


Pheasant is actually very good.

 What would one serve with it, cranberry sauce?   :orly:
:zombiefuck: :thumbdn: Seasoned rice and a vegetable.

 What's wrong with cranberry sauce?  Maybe I should have suggested ketchup instead.  :tard:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #506 on: September 22, 2011, 11:01:35 AM »
Quote from: Crip on September 22, 2011, 08:10:02 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 22, 2011, 07:58:11 AM
Quote from: Crip on September 22, 2011, 07:53:52 AM
There's a pheasant sat outside my front fucking door. This is a massive housing estate in the middle of the town, how the fuck did it travel all those miles to this shit hole and not get killed on the roads? :orly:

 In my city, back in the late 90s, we had a wild turkey hanging around one of the busiest intersections for months,
 eating cereal and corn which people should NOT have been throwing to her, until the poor thing finally got hit by a  car.  :dunno:
Makes you wonder how these things get there. I can't see it any more, I saw it on the road a minute ago so I'm guessing the recycling truck that just drove by dealt with it.  ???
Someone should have taken the turkey for eating, I'm surprised they didn't. God, I love turkey. If I brought the pheasant into my house my dog would maul it. I wonder what it tastes like.  :autism:

Pheasant is delicious
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #507 on: September 22, 2011, 11:02:49 AM »
Quote from: PPK on September 22, 2011, 09:25:44 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 22, 2011, 09:14:44 AM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on September 22, 2011, 09:08:48 AM


Pheasant is actually very good.

 What would one serve with it, cranberry sauce?   :orly:
:zombiefuck: :thumbdn: Seasoned rice and a vegetable.

Exactly.  My favorite dish is called Pheasant under Glass.  You bake it in seasoned rice.  Delish.  Just have to be sure to pick out all the birdshot first.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #508 on: September 22, 2011, 11:05:03 AM »
If toilet paper in public stalls gets any narrower, we're going to be wiping ourselves with dental floss.   :zombiefuck:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #509 on: September 22, 2011, 11:07:03 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 22, 2011, 11:05:03 AM
If toilet paper in public stalls gets any narrower, we're going to be wiping ourselves with dental floss.   :zombiefuck:

Are you posting this from a smartphone?  :zoinks:
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