A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Phoenix on June 16, 2020, 06:11:24 AMWondering why we woke up to no water. Being on well water sucks sometimes.WTF!?! Isn't it about your turn to have a breather?Hope this is simple to fix.
Wondering why we woke up to no water. Being on well water sucks sometimes.
Quote from: odeon on June 15, 2020, 11:59:30 PMI finally bought chocolate yesterday evening. My wife wanted half of it.Now I want more.I am heading out later today to pick up drinking water. We use big jugs for drinking.Near there is a "Mediterranean" market run by some fabulous folk from Turkey which just re-opened last Friday. I plan to stop by. Mostly dry goods, but plenty of decadence as well.Their selection of chocolates imported from that area is amazing.One of my favorites is a stuffed chocolate bar, stuffed with cherry, raspberry, olive, orange, etc. I will eventually try them all.Restocking.
I finally bought chocolate yesterday evening. My wife wanted half of it.Now I want more.
My dog rarely barks, but she talks. A LOT. She sounds like a wookie crossed with a husky. eta: These aren't my leos but she sounds like this. Although she has more inflections in her voice and she'll have entire conversations with you where she waits for you to answer her and she'll respond back.
Better day, yesterday. After four days of recovery, things are beginning to settle down after the Monday invasion of service workers noisily ripping through our house.