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Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 06:58:51 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 06:55:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 06:52:42 PMQuote from: Hubert Cumberdale on June 18, 2011, 06:49:06 PMI call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager But he is a teenager! Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing! Pity the poor guy that decides to sext with me. :lol: Why, will he be unable to sext fast enough to keep up with your eight-tentacle mad sexting skillz? No , he's likely to die of shock through sheer disgust. (Sexting = sending naked pictures through mobiles )
Quote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 06:55:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 06:52:42 PMQuote from: Hubert Cumberdale on June 18, 2011, 06:49:06 PMI call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager But he is a teenager! Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing! Pity the poor guy that decides to sext with me. :lol: Why, will he be unable to sext fast enough to keep up with your eight-tentacle mad sexting skillz?
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 06:52:42 PMQuote from: Hubert Cumberdale on June 18, 2011, 06:49:06 PMI call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager But he is a teenager! Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing! Pity the poor guy that decides to sext with me. :lol:
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on June 18, 2011, 06:49:06 PMI call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager But he is a teenager! Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing!
I call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager
Quote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 07:01:31 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 06:58:51 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 06:55:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 06:52:42 PMQuote from: Hubert Cumberdale on June 18, 2011, 06:49:06 PMI call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager But he is a teenager! Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing! Pity the poor guy that decides to sext with me. :lol: Why, will he be unable to sext fast enough to keep up with your eight-tentacle mad sexting skillz? No , he's likely to die of shock through sheer disgust. (Sexting = sending naked pictures through mobiles ) Awww, I'm sure you are quite attractive in a goth-y sort of way.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Seeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder. "If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?" Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads
Quote from: Al Swearengen on June 19, 2011, 12:02:38 AMSeeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder. "If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?" Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads You're presuming I wouldn't bite.
Quote from: Squidette on June 19, 2011, 08:04:37 AMQuote from: Al Swearengen on June 19, 2011, 12:02:38 AMSeeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder. "If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?" Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads You're presuming I wouldn't bite. Certainly not with an unattached head
Quote from: Al Swearengen on June 19, 2011, 08:06:08 AMQuote from: Squidette on June 19, 2011, 08:04:37 AMQuote from: Al Swearengen on June 19, 2011, 12:02:38 AMSeeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder. "If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?" Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads You're presuming I wouldn't bite. Certainly not with an unattached head I've been told I'm talented so you never know.
Quote from: Squidette on June 19, 2011, 08:07:27 AMQuote from: Al Swearengen on June 19, 2011, 08:06:08 AMQuote from: Squidette on June 19, 2011, 08:04:37 AMQuote from: Al Swearengen on June 19, 2011, 12:02:38 AMSeeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder. "If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?" Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads You're presuming I wouldn't bite. Certainly not with an unattached head I've been told I'm talented so you never know. I would have to swing you around by your spinal column. I may be old but I have seen Predator. I know how these things work.
Just before bedtime you show me that. Thanks Squiddy
This callout deserves a Foaming Willy Award.
Quote from: Scraphawk on June 19, 2011, 06:04:29 PMThis callout deserves a Foaming Willy Award. You deserve a butthurt award.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Squidette on June 19, 2011, 06:05:10 PMQuote from: Scraphawk on June 19, 2011, 06:04:29 PMThis callout deserves a Foaming Willy Award. You deserve a butthurt award. Squiddy has a foamy willy and Scrap's butt hurts.
Quote from: Semicolon on June 19, 2011, 06:10:37 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 19, 2011, 06:05:10 PMQuote from: Scraphawk on June 19, 2011, 06:04:29 PMThis callout deserves a Foaming Willy Award. You deserve a butthurt award. Squiddy has a foamy willy and Scrap's butt hurts. :lol:Please Semi , I do have *SOME* standards.
