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What is your favorite way to kill someone
« on: June 16, 2011, 11:33:35 PM »
when you are playing video games ?



grand theft auto 3 is one of my favorite games. I would rob people, and get hookers. Then rob the hookers and get my money back. And I would steal a car and park it in front of the police station, and stand up there with a rocket launcher and blow up cop cars and helicopters. But I also like to play the sims. In Castaway they drown; but you can grow a death flower and make a potion and come back to life. In Sims 2 I like to burn the house down, or build a cage and starve people to death.  

But I also like to play sim city and watch cities grow. But sometimes they get destroyed.  And I like super metroid and super mario world for SNES. And I love final fantasy. The card game in 8 is :thumbup:


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Re: What is your favorite way to kill someone
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2011, 03:01:33 AM »
oh this is not what i expected...

...i don't play much video games

...i do have a vision of how much better my ex would look with an axe protruding from his head, though.
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Re: What is your favorite way to kill someone
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2011, 05:30:42 AM »
In Postal 2, I kill people with a shovel and dismember their heads. I then kick their heads around the place and then piss on the corpses.

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Re: What is your favorite way to kill someone
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2011, 05:50:57 AM »
:D What a pleasant game.
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Re: What is your favorite way to kill someone
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2011, 05:53:48 AM »
In Postal 2, I kill people with a shovel and dismember their heads. I then kick their heads around the place and then piss on the corpses.

sounds like fun :D

in san andreas ive beaten people to death with flowers before

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Re: What is your favorite way to kill someone
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2011, 06:01:05 AM »
I can also use cats as silencers by sticking my gun into their arsehole. They meow in pain for a few shots and then finally fly off and explode.

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Re: What is your favorite way to kill someone
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2011, 10:08:34 AM »
Oh I have many many ways  :zoinks:

-Throwing Sai into someones chest , pulling their head off and eating it (Mortal Kombat)
- Slicing them in half with mutated blade-arms (Prototype)
- Zapping them with electricity and knocking them off a building (Infamous)
-  Screaming in their ear at sonic pitches, causing the other side of their head to explode (Mortal Kombat)

Just a few favourites  :orly:
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Re: What is your favorite way to kill someone
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2011, 11:44:09 AM »
I don't play video games anymore. I used to mostly just play things like OCD, so normally just shooting them lol

I like snipers rifles

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Re: What is your favorite way to kill someone
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2011, 11:56:02 AM »
I don't play video games anymore. I used to mostly just play things like OCD, so normally just shooting them lol

I like snipers rifles

Do you mean COD?  :laugh: (Call of Duty to those that may not know)
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Re: What is your favorite way to kill someone
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2011, 12:53:55 PM »
Axe  and machete are my preferred weapons for killing

Oh when playing video games :asthing:  yeah well a I like sniper rifles too yeah that's it, that's what I like yeah.  just disregard my first comment  :whistle:
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Re: What is your favorite way to kill someone
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2011, 04:51:50 PM »
Axe  and machete are my preferred weapons for killing

Oh when playing video games :asthing:  yeah well a I like sniper rifles too yeah that's it, that's what I like yeah.  just disregard my first comment  :whistle:


You can use axes and machetes in some games too.  :orly:
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Re: What is your favorite way to kill someone
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2011, 04:54:30 PM »
haha COD yeah. don't think I'd wanna play a game called OCD :laugh:

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Re: What is your favorite way to kill someone
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2011, 09:44:15 PM »
I haven't played games in a number of years since they started to make me motion sick for some reason (didn't get a new tv or sit closer to it etc, put it down to the meds I was taking).

I liked doing the rhino tank cheat in GTA3 and blowing up sidewalks full of people, cop cars, helicopters, as well as other cars exploding when they run into the tank. You could run around in that thing for 30 minutes before it started to sustain any damage.

Also using the taser thing in Syphon Filter 3. It was like a normal taser except you could use it from a distance away. I used to slowly electrocute baddies to a burnt cinder, them screaming the entire time.

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Re: What is your favorite way to kill someone
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2011, 05:45:18 AM »
"Damn, you killed the fuck outta Gruber!"
-Fallout 3 :]

Fallout 1 and 2, aimed shot, critical lethal hit to the groin: killing someone - through their testicles! you can kill children too. in the groin.

Fallout tactics have _very_ pleasing looking death-animations, where enemies will fling themselves spinning to the side, spraying blood around themselves. My favorite there is to sneak around the corner, carrying a massive 50 caliber M2 heavy machinegun, and thunder them up close. the following animation is usually some confused steps backwards, as the blood rains down over them, and they slap forewards like a falling whip :]


otherwise, im always smiling whenever i free-aim in fallout 3, and shoot someones arm off w a single shot :]

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