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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #390 on: March 04, 2014, 05:41:19 AM »
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I saw this thread pop up in my unread list and thought "yes, he hath returned, he walks among us"


Sorry, but what is Skelth?

What, is the key indeed. The person of Skelth is not important at all, though once the person behind Skelth claimed otherwise.
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #391 on: March 05, 2014, 08:00:30 AM »
It's an existential issue, really. Skelth can be said to exist but he sure as hell isn't here.
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #392 on: March 05, 2014, 05:33:46 PM »
He can check out but he can never leave.

Ah. So you are saying this place is a California Roach Motel?


In a sense. His words/presence will remain here as long as the site remains.

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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #393 on: March 05, 2014, 11:58:14 PM »
He's not really gone as long as we remember him. :P
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #394 on: March 06, 2014, 01:52:51 AM »
He's not really gone as long as we remember him. :P

Ours is the power to make Skelth a true superhero legend. Facts are so overrated when it comes to the supreme.
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #395 on: March 06, 2014, 02:34:58 PM »
Once he saved a kitten from a burning building while fighting off KGB agents chasing him at 200 mph on the German Autobahn. They tried to steal his plans for a cold fusion reactor, for which he later received the Nobel Prize. Fortunately, this in no way hindered him from finishing the novel for which he was awarded the Booker Prize the following year, after helping Eli Lily with the clinical tests for a diabetes vaccine based on a formula that he had previously patented.

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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #396 on: March 07, 2014, 08:19:02 PM »
Once he saved a kitten from a burning building while fighting off KGB agents chasing him at 200 mph on the German Autobahn. They tried to steal his plans for a cold fusion reactor, for which he later received the Nobel Prize. Fortunately, this in no way hindered him from finishing the novel for which he was awarded the Booker Prize the following year, after helping Eli Lily with the clinical tests for a diabetes vaccine based on a formula that he had previously patented.

He likes to collect stamps in his free time.

Was the building traveling at 200 mph? :zoinks:
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #397 on: March 08, 2014, 03:44:32 AM »
Once he saved a kitten from a burning building while fighting off KGB agents chasing him at 200 mph on the German Autobahn. They tried to steal his plans for a cold fusion reactor, for which he later received the Nobel Prize. Fortunately, this in no way hindered him from finishing the novel for which he was awarded the Booker Prize the following year, after helping Eli Lily with the clinical tests for a diabetes vaccine based on a formula that he had previously patented.

He likes to collect stamps in his free time.

Was the building traveling at 200 mph? :zoinks:

No, but the KGB agents weren't the brightest minds around. :zoinks:
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #398 on: April 02, 2014, 02:02:03 PM »
I do NOT collect stamps.  :nerdy: I collect followers. Of the cult variety. Thanks to you guys, hah.
The cult of Skelth? :-\
Would that be the members here?

Could be. Do *you* believe in Skelth? Do you accept him as your personal online saviour?

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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #399 on: April 02, 2014, 02:23:24 PM »
OMG it's the legendary 'skelth' online!
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #400 on: April 02, 2014, 02:25:06 PM »
Wondering if you have an unusual job that keeps you from posting 364 days of the year.  Are you an astronaut?  :tard:
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« Reply #401 on: April 02, 2014, 03:30:32 PM »
Wondering if you have an unusual job that keeps you from posting 364 days of the year.  Are you an astronaut?  :tard:

YES!  :headbang2: Someone has to deal with those darn NSA satellites.
The cult of Skelth? :-\
Would that be the members here?

Could be. Do *you* believe in Skelth? Do you accept him as your personal online saviour?

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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #402 on: April 02, 2014, 03:44:15 PM »
* Ooooh take me with you *
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #403 on: April 02, 2014, 04:01:40 PM »
* Ooooh take me with you *

Sure! Believe it or not, they really give no shits about interviewing, background checking, any of that business. They already know everything about you anyway, and if you go anywhere they don't like... Well, they can find you! You're in!
The cult of Skelth? :-\
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Could be. Do *you* believe in Skelth? Do you accept him as your personal online saviour?

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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #404 on: April 02, 2014, 04:21:25 PM »
OK, well I will just throw a few things into a 'go bag'

Dammit!  What about underwear?  lacy or is it a commando position?   :zoinks:
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