A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Don't ever get your details known to the scientology church. There's an address in my area, and over 20 years after this person left, there is still mail for this person, from different departments of the scientologists. Once or twice a WEEK. For over 20 years it has been sent back, and it still keeps coming.
There ain't much meat on a parakeet.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
General replies:Bodaccea - Move to New Orleans. Almost everyone is Sugar, Baby, Darling. But NEVER Cher (that's for Lafayette and area.)Odeon - Did they take out the mining equipment and sweep the salt from the mine before they took the pictures?Parts - That's not a nightstick up their ass. They have major chafing from the motorcycle and are afraid to bend.
Today (well, it was yesterday since 37 minutes now) I left what was left of a pistolet/crusty bread roll with strawberries on it near the safe haven of earlier mentioned mice in my garden and saw one drag it under the plant a little later. (Safe haven is the poppy plant in the garden)I really love those little observations..
^ Um, 'he who tends to bewhisper all animals'.