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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3765 on: August 17, 2018, 03:24:48 PM »
Does anyone remember what oo-moxx or u-mocks are?

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3766 on: August 17, 2018, 03:35:23 PM »

That is what I call it when you find "that spot" on your dog's side and he/she pounds his/her leg almost uncontrollably.

Cats have oo-mock spots, too. Maybe we all do.
Our "new" dog is a fucking ROCK of self control and demonstrates what seems to be deliberate resistance to taking pleasure from oo-mocks.
Well, I found one he can not resist. It is not on his side, but under his throat, kind of where one might find an oo-Mock spot on a cat.
And it is repeatable!
I like this new discovery.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3767 on: August 17, 2018, 10:38:49 PM »
I know of oo-mox. The Ferengi love it on their sensitive ears. What happens to your dog when you find his oo-mox spot?
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3768 on: August 20, 2018, 08:45:41 AM »
Hehe, good to see someone else  gets the reference. Although with me, it isn't my ears, but a woman raking her nails either up and down my feet and/or hands, or dragging a pointy set of claws down my back, thats definitely a turn on.

Random observation-bugger. Went to set a pizza to cooking, but the last pepperoni meat feast one I had in the fridge is one without the stuffed crust. Damnation and piss!  I wante'd a stuffed crust one. I hadn't realized there were TWO different varieties of Co-Op double pepperoni pizzas differentiated mainly in the color of the box label. until it was too late and they were bought and on the way home to provision me for a couple of weeks (I can eat a LOT of pizza given the opportunity, and in record time too, cooking two for a serving and dropping one face down on top of the other one to give a sandwich made of pizzas, fold in half, munched in just enough time for your belly to tell your brain that it's full

Ideal ratio of stuffed crust>stuffed face>just stuffed=satisfaction+eruption of belch to signify same. Trust an autie to turn cooking a pizza (or pair thereof) into an equation for greatest efficiency :autism:

Might make me a spazz, but it works for me. Means I can eat more pizza before the bits of me below the neck have time to tell the bits above I have to stop. Not want to but have to. Still can't get around the needing to rest and digest after, after all there is only so much volumetric capacity between beak hole and bunghole, so to speak, but that way, at least it's ensured that the most is filled relative to the enjoyment of gorging on double-barreled pizza-sandwiches.

I'd be a real fat bastard if it wasn't for my happening to be of the sort of build that just doesn't seem to get fat. Highly strung and quick to burn through something eaten, but oddly can seem to go for a long time without eating if I chose or had to. But I can certainly stuff down pizza sandwiches at a rapid pace for a fair period of time and not get plump. I don't think I've ever BEEN plump, let alone anything you'd look at and think 'there are going to be second helpings by the time he's cooked and served'. But at least its all lean meat. Well, lean meat, and internal organs with plenty bones here and there with the usual anatomical stringy bits.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3769 on: August 21, 2018, 10:46:56 PM »
I know of oo-mox. The Ferengi love it on their sensitive ears. What happens to your dog when you find his oo-mox spot?

OH, he just pounds his paw, like all dogs do, but Finding His spot was like a WIN!!  "I now have complete control!"

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3770 on: August 21, 2018, 10:51:23 PM »



How I'd love to be in the pub with one of these.

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3771 on: August 21, 2018, 11:57:53 PM »
I drove my family interstate to stay with my sister for a week. I only had the weekends off so I had to fly back on Monday morning after driver them there (about 900 km) and then I flew back again on Friday night so I could drive them back home.

My sister's latest dog is an "American Staffordshire". That's code for "Pitbull" as far as I'm concerned.

I really, really wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of that 60-odd pounds of teeth and muscle.

But yeah, found all the oo-mox spots on that dog very quickly and she wouldn't let me out of her sight after that. She'd park herself beside me and nudge me, and if I stopped patting her she'd turn around and make these little yelping/howling noises.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3772 on: August 22, 2018, 03:28:35 AM »

Apparently one can buy ice cream made from grass fed camel's milk here in Indiana.
They mostly sell soap products, but the news girl was trying the ice cream on air.

Camel milk is considered a modern super food. Not sure how they got around FDA shit.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3773 on: August 22, 2018, 05:49:42 PM »

Apparently one can buy ice cream made from grass fed camel's milk here in Indiana.
They mostly sell soap products, but the news girl was trying the ice cream on air.

Camel milk is considered a modern super food. Not sure how they got around FDA shit.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3774 on: August 23, 2018, 12:04:45 PM »

Apparently one can buy ice cream made from grass fed camel's milk here in Indiana.
They mostly sell soap products, but the news girl was trying the ice cream on air.

Camel milk is considered a modern super food. Not sure how they got around FDA shit.
 :dunno:

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3775 on: August 23, 2018, 01:32:57 PM »
Scrap is pretty much the most clueless person around, Tequila included, yet he keeps posting as if he was just the opposite.

You wanted random observations, right?
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3776 on: August 23, 2018, 02:38:55 PM »
Scrap is pretty much the most clueless person around, Tequila included, yet he keeps posting as if he was just the opposite.

You wanted random observations, right?

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3777 on: August 23, 2018, 06:20:49 PM »
Even though he's not very smart, I do love Pappy. I think we're the best friends he's got now that McDangly has gone.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3778 on: August 23, 2018, 07:53:01 PM »
Even though he's not very smart, I do love Pappy.

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3779 on: August 23, 2018, 08:01:33 PM »
Dang, I didn't know that. That's pretty cool.
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