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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2011, 07:44:24 AM »
Hahaha!  :zoinks:

Such a dirty girl, eclair.  :eyelash:

Now find her a link that's good for something!  :laugh:
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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2011, 07:46:04 AM »
Hahaha!  :zoinks:

Such a dirty girl, eclair.  :eyelash:

Now find her a link that's good for something!  :laugh:

No. I don't feeeel like it. Ask me later. Maybe.  :laugh:
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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2011, 03:21:13 PM »
Stop talking about eating my cousins you bastards! :hitler:

 

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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2011, 09:08:10 PM »
ill talk about eating squid all i freaking want! after all i love my calamari

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2011, 01:16:30 PM »
ill talk about eating squid all i freaking want! after all i love my calamari

Well im happy to let you eat me , but i'm afraid it wouldn't be quite what you had in mind.  :eyelash:




















Calamri special  :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2011, 01:47:47 AM »
ill talk about eating squid all i freaking want! after all i love my calamari

Well im happy to let you eat me , but i'm afraid it wouldn't be quite what you had in mind.  :eyelash:




















Calamri special  :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks:

so long as its salty im in! xD

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2011, 04:43:39 PM »
ill talk about eating squid all i freaking want! after all i love my calamari

I went to the Doctor last wednesday and arranged an allergy test. To see if my seafood allergy is still around. If im not allergic anymore ill go gorege on some fucking oysters. Apparently I am only allergic to certain fish according to my parents. I'm not sure which ones. I had my first and last allergy test when I was eight  :-\


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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2011, 05:37:12 PM »
ill talk about eating squid all i freaking want! after all i love my calamari

I went to the Doctor last wednesday and arranged an allergy test. To see if my seafood allergy is still around. If im not allergic anymore ill go gorege on some fucking oysters. Apparently I am only allergic to certain fish according to my parents. I'm not sure which ones. I had my first and last allergy test when I was eight  :-\


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if i have money and your without seafood alergy... im taking you out for deep fryed squiddy!

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2011, 09:41:08 PM »
ill talk about eating squid all i freaking want! after all i love my calamari

I went to the Doctor last wednesday and arranged an allergy test. To see if my seafood allergy is still around. If im not allergic anymore ill go gorege on some fucking oysters. Apparently I am only allergic to certain fish according to my parents. I'm not sure which ones. I had my first and last allergy test when I was eight  :-\


Mmmmmm cousins, aunts, uncles second cousins MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

if i have money and your without seafood alergy... im taking you out for deep fryed squiddy!

I know I'm a man eating squid but I think I may bend the rules this once , does gluey actually taste of glue?  :zombiefuck:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2011, 09:51:01 PM »
my mattress is actually screwed into the walls, 3 feet up, and supported by a drawers underneath it

ive never seen such a setup before, at first i thought it was some temporary thing, but i quickly realized it was stuck like that

i love it tho :D

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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2011, 11:02:46 PM »
my mattress is actually screwed into the walls, 3 feet up, and supported by a drawers underneath it

ive never seen such a setup before, at first i thought it was some temporary thing, but i quickly realized it was stuck like that

i love it tho :D

well it must be F$#@ uncommon because i too have never seen that untill i moved in with my FP and now i know of 2 people who have that setup... you and me!

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2011, 11:12:37 PM »
my mattress is actually screwed into the walls, 3 feet up, and supported by a drawers underneath it

ive never seen such a setup before, at first i thought it was some temporary thing, but i quickly realized it was stuck like that

i love it tho :D

well it must be F$#@ uncommon because i too have never seen that untill i moved in with my FP and now i know of 2 people who have that setup... you and me!

brilliant! :D

i have to climb up kicking off a chair i got :D without it takes a bit more effort :D

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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2011, 04:20:22 AM »
my mattress is actually screwed into the walls, 3 feet up, and supported by a drawers underneath it

ive never seen such a setup before, at first i thought it was some temporary thing, but i quickly realized it was stuck like that

i love it tho :D
I would like to see a photo of this. It sounds interesting.
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