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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2011, 05:02:43 PM »
Quote from: Peter on March 21, 2011, 09:44:14 AM
I think my condoms are probably all well past their use-by date by now.

*Checks*

Yep, the last of them expired in August, 2009.

Time to toss them out and buy some new ones!  :cheer:
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2011, 06:00:21 PM »
Yes because I want to enjoy my skinny body and I don't know if I will be lucky again in my next pregnancy and we don't have room for another kid.
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2011, 05:37:25 PM »
What does a balloon and a condom have in common?

You both "blow" them. :orly:
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2011, 08:03:08 PM »
Quote from: Pentagram on March 23, 2011, 05:37:25 PM
What does a balloon and a condom have in common?

You both "blow" them. :orly:

Both of who?

Do you always use a condom when you blow?  Do you charge more otherwise?
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #34 on: March 23, 2011, 10:01:28 PM »
Ive never blown a condom before :D Who does that lol. Probably prostitutes
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #35 on: March 23, 2011, 10:30:53 PM »
Quote from: eris on March 23, 2011, 10:01:28 PM
Ive never blown a condom before :D Who does that lol. Probably prostitutes

i would have said prostitutes dont do that... i now realize i should say most dont... the exceptions being pentagram.
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2011, 10:32:08 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on March 23, 2011, 10:30:53 PM
Quote from: eris on March 23, 2011, 10:01:28 PM
Ive never blown a condom before :D Who does that lol. Probably prostitutes

i would have said prostitutes dont do that... i now realize i should say most dont... the exceptions being pentagram.

Who would pay to have sex with Pentagram?  :dunno:
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