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My Mattress is on my floor
« on: March 15, 2011, 12:16:42 AM »
I did it cause I wanted to play with my playstation tonight so im closer to the tv and lying down. Every night I want to put my mattress like thisI have not much floor space so half of it is up against my bed frame. The sensory is nice. Snuggling up to a foam wall.



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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2011, 10:45:54 AM »
Homeade hugbox lol. :snowman:
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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2011, 02:23:42 AM »
There is a lot to be said for having lazy days with a spare mattress on the floor in front of the box, just generally being a slob.

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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2011, 06:16:50 AM »
I concur. *taps ash off cigar, straightens hat*
"I’m fearless in my heart.
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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2011, 07:02:22 AM »
I concur. *taps ash off cigar, straightens hat*

Nice....want to go out, get some fried calamari, with lemon, potato scallops and some nice toasted ham, cheese and tomato sandwiches and have a lie in with some DVD's?

Living the dream.  :eyelash:

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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2011, 07:05:54 AM »
Now THATS what I call a good first date. I'd love to. ;D
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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2011, 07:13:33 AM »
Now THATS what I call a good first date. I'd love to. ;D

Cool, sorry, forgot, also pineapple fritters...mandatory to offset the calamari and lemon. It's fun when one eats the sour, the other eats the sweet or salty and then you kiss...sorry, an aside....I just heard a fake orgasm, after all! :P

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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2011, 07:22:44 AM »
Now THATS what I call a good first date. I'd love to. ;D

Cool, sorry, forgot, also pineapple fritters...mandatory to offset the calamari and lemon. It's fun when one eats the sour, the other eats the sweet or salty and then you kiss...sorry, an aside....I just heard a fake orgasm, after all! :P

You two hotties go ahead with your romantic stuff, just let ME have all that wonderful food!  :autism:
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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2011, 07:26:54 AM »
Roger.
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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2011, 07:27:38 AM »
I concur. *taps ash off cigar, straightens hat*

Nice....want to go out, get some fried calamari, with lemon, potato scallops and some nice toasted ham, cheese and tomato sandwiches and have a lie in with some DVD's?

Living the dream.  :eyelash:

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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2011, 07:28:49 AM »
Now THATS what I call a good first date. I'd love to. ;D

Cool, sorry, forgot, also pineapple fritters...mandatory to offset the calamari and lemon. It's fun when one eats the sour, the other eats the sweet or salty and then you kiss...sorry, an aside....I just heard a fake orgasm, after all! :P

You two hotties go ahead with your romantic stuff, just let ME have all that wonderful food!  :autism:

I love that in the fantasy, you go for the food, rather than the fake orgasm!

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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2011, 07:29:34 AM »
Now THATS what I call a good first date. I'd love to. ;D

Cool, sorry, forgot, also pineapple fritters...mandatory to offset the calamari and lemon. It's fun when one eats the sour, the other eats the sweet or salty and then you kiss...sorry, an aside....I just heard a fake orgasm, after all! :P

You two hotties go ahead with your romantic stuff, just let ME have all that wonderful food!  :autism:

I love that in the fantasy, you go for the food, rather than the fake orgasm!

As long as the food is real, yes.  :laugh:
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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2011, 07:34:18 AM »
Hey if this is a fantasy, i'm going for a real orgasm.  :orly:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2011, 07:41:51 AM »
Hey if this is a fantasy, i'm going for a real orgasm.  :orly:

Oh shit, I'm such a sicko, that I thought the underline in 'real' above was a link to some hot porn. Clicked on it several times, then realised it was my dirty mind, looking for more!


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Re: My Mattress is on my floor
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2011, 07:43:40 AM »
Hahaha!  :zoinks:

Such a dirty girl, eclair.  :eyelash:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"