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Hey, guys.
« on: February 22, 2011, 04:58:02 AM »
MCalavera here. Nice to stumble upon this weird underground kind of place forum.
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Re: Hey, guys.
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2011, 05:00:39 AM »
Oh hai, you're from WP!! :welcome:

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Re: Hey, guys.
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2011, 05:02:07 AM »
hello :) welcome. I hope you have fun here !

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Re: Hey, guys.
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2011, 05:06:21 AM »
Hello MCalavera :welcome: to Intensity.

Make nine more posts and you will see a lot more of the site.

Oh and are you the sensitive type?
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Re: Hey, guys.
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2011, 05:14:41 AM »
 :welcome: MCalavera



Are you  :viking: or maybe into  :tinfoil: ?
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Re: Hey, guys.
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2011, 05:18:55 AM »
:welcome: MCalavera



Are you  :viking: or maybe into  :tinfoil: ?

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Re: Hey, guys.
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2011, 05:28:46 AM »
Greetings
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Re: Hey, guys.
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2011, 05:39:36 AM »
Thanks, guys, for your welcomes. Yes, I'm also registered at WP. And thanks to one of your members who answered my question there, I googled Intensity Squared ... and here I am.

renaeden, it depends on what you mean by "sensitive"? If you mean sensitive to online words, I doubt it. I've never been emotionally harmed by any post over at WP, but I always welcome the Intensity Squared challenge. :LOL:

Nine posts? Oh, boy ... what am I in for? :snowing:

hykeaswell, I'm no warrior but I wouldn't mind learning the art of swordfighting from you. :viking:

And thanks for the tour guide, Sir_Les_Patterson. I guess I do need to get myself familiar with the "quantum" areas of this region.
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Re: Hey, guys.
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2011, 05:41:41 AM »
Thanks, guys, for your welcomes. Yes, I'm also registered at WP. And thanks to one of your members who answered my question there, I googled Intensity Squared ... and here I am.

renaeden, it depends on what you mean by "sensitive"? If you mean sensitive to online words, I doubt it. I've never been emotionally harmed by any post over at WP, but I always welcome the Intensity Squared challenge. :LOL:

Nine posts? Oh, boy ... what am I in for? :snowing:

hykeaswell, I'm no warrior but I wouldn't mind learning the art of swordfighting from you. :viking:

And thanks for the tour guide, Sir_Les_Patterson. I guess I do need to get myself familiar with the "quantum" areas of this region.

That would be me. Glad to see you came.
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Re: Hey, guys.
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2011, 05:47:36 AM »
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That would be me. Glad to see you came.

Cool, so you're the one. This forum does sound quite interesting. I'm a sucker for such "mysterious underground forbidden areas".
Love? Love is for the living, Sal. I'm only after her for one reason - she's my ticket out of here.

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Re: Hey, guys.
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2011, 05:52:12 AM »
 :welcome:  MCalavera!


Keep posting, it gets better as you go along!    :hamsterwheel:
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Re: Hey, guys.
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2011, 05:53:49 AM »
Nice to see some new names come around out of the WP drama
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Re: Hey, guys.
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2011, 05:55:37 AM »
renaeden, it depends on what you mean by "sensitive"? If you mean sensitive to online words, I doubt it. I've never been emotionally harmed by any post over at WP, but I always welcome the Intensity Squared challenge. :LOL:

Nine posts? Oh, boy ... what am I in for? :snowing:
7 posts now.
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Glad you are up to the challenge. :)
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Re: Hey, guys.
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2011, 06:12:14 AM »
OK now that you have settled in I will give you a very quick rundown on the various personalities here and how things work.

Callouts. They are really a meet and greet and of no real consequence. When we like someone and want to discuss it with them we "call out" to them. "Hey dog breath your posting style sucks" or "Hey your opinion on religion sucks retard". We all respond very well to such claims and that is the "call out" section.

Now some of the personalities.

Pentagram is the Sensei of the forum. Really clever guy.

Sladeheap: Very quiet and reserved guy. Has been trying for a long time to bring himself to talk to people. Find it especially hard to talk to ladies.

Callaway: Very forgetful lady. A great way to embarrass her is to bring up an issue a day before and she will not have any idea she said it or thought it and lose her point of reference. You can easily confuse her.

PPK: Hates confrontation and is very anti-gun and lives in a commune selling craft.

Gluey is a conformist and likes things proper.

Butterflies is very quiet almost as quiet as CouldBeCousin. Butterflies as you can tell from the face is a gentle little soul and easily startled.

Theok is shy and demure and easily upset by efforts to bring up anything of a sexual nature. Try it. It is fun. He is such a prude.

Soph is allergic to animal hair and such issues are a sore point for Infidel

Odeon is the owner. He is not that bright and a soft touch here.

Schleed is the nice guy of the forum and the most sensitive by far.

Oh there is also CouldbeCousin who is a real tearaway.She doesn't post much but when she does watch out. Nasty piece of work and in league with HykeasHyke. Be wary of those two.

Sea Tart well not much to say about them they too are very close to the above two ladies

Queen Victoria is pure evil

Eclair is a diminutive, easily startled French lady and fairly new

Eris. More prude in matters sexual than even poor Theok. Very quickly flustered by mention of sexual proliferation or bodily fluid exchanges

Professor Farnsworth? Well you know him already. I think beneath his friendly exterior could well be a latent psychopath

Rage is a well adjusted and yet sensitive you man. He is the boy that every Father wants to have his daughter bring home for a date. Gentle soul.

Have you met Pyraxis?

You will like her. I wrote a special poem for her.

"She is fun and always in good cheer

She will happily rip you from arsehole to ear"


Do you like it?

I guess you will get to know the rest.

Oh of course there is me. I am I admit VERY sensitive and easily hurt. l am the meet and greeter and will steer you well in this little forum to make your life as easy as possible.

Oh as far as calling out I would expect you may wish to find a reason to "callout" to Callaway, Odeon, PPK,  Schleed, and then Butterflies in that approximate order.

Now best be on my way..........  :angel:


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ZOMG!!! Sir Les is a telepath who can read our mindzz Ooooh Noooeeess!!!  :GA:
Nope. Common sense. I know such insight may astound you though Scrap.
This is Sir Les' definition of "backing his shit up".  :hahaha:
This was supposed to be backed up?   :tard:
OK I will prove I am not a telepath. Pick a number between 1 and 100. Answer “69”
Oh fuck….maybe I am.

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Re: Hey, guys.
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2011, 06:18:45 AM »
Who can go amiss with such guidance?
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