A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 16, 2011, 08:06:47 PMBlech. I have a stats class this semester. I have to come up with an experiment and then work out the stats test for it and make up the results and all. I can't think of an experiment yet.
I have stated once that I have an instructor for two of my classes whose voice sounds like he has a mouth full of peanut butter. Well, in my Windows 7 class, I have just recently found out that I have been missing homework assignments without knowing about them. I believe that the homework assignments and how to do them should be made obvious on the online page of the class. So, I decided to hit up Mr. Mumbo-Jumbo on the public discussion forum on that page. All names and locations have been censored for safety and privacy reasons.Pentagram (me): I didn't know until last night that there were assignments for this class due weekly. In class, I didn't hear anything about there being homework. And I don't see anywhere that tells us exactly how we are supposed to do it. I'm sorry, but I believe that you should do more to let us know of what our assignments are and how to do them, especially because they are for a grade.Instructor: I have explained this multiple times in class. Did you really think you would take a class with no assignments? Have you used eLearn and seen the assignments in the Content area?Pentagram: I have only found the assignment list on eLearn last night. But it doesn't explain exactly how to do it and I can't find that information on here. I wonder how many other students are potentially failing (or have failed) your class due to your failure to properly notify us of our homework assignments! And I suggest you get a microphone and some speakers or some other way to amplify your voice, because quite frankly, we can't hear exactly what you're saying.Instructor: I am not going to discuss this in a public forum. I find it interesting that you have not come by my office or talked to me after class about any of this, rather you want to criticize me in a public forum. Why is that?I told you in an e-mail to come to my office and you have not as of yet. I will only discuss this in person, so man up and come by. Pentagram: You're not going to say exactly how to do our assigments right here on eLearn so that everyone can see it? Seems like that would be a lot easier than having to mumble it to your students over and over again. In fact, you should have done so before even the first week started. Now you should let me catch up so that I don't have my grade muddled with zeros that aren't even my fault. Or I will do more than criticize you in a public forum. I'll file a complain with the JSCC administration. How about that?Instructor: Your concerns are being addressed.After this, I have gotten an email from the Assistant Dean of the Technical Department asking me to come to his office on Thursday afternoon to discuss my intent with what I have posted. Oh boy, this is going to be fun!
Quote from: renaeden on February 17, 2011, 08:11:08 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on February 16, 2011, 08:06:47 PMBlech. I have a stats class this semester. I have to come up with an experiment and then work out the stats test for it and make up the results and all. I can't think of an experiment yet.Maybe you could roll dice or flip coins for the experiment?
Well, the meeting went okay. The assistant dean of the tech dept told me that what I had posted was unacceptable and I told her that I wouldn't do it again. The instructor told me that if I do well in his class, that he would give me full credit for the assignments that I missed. And he has posted online how to do the assignments. No hard feelings.
Quote from: Pentagram on February 18, 2011, 09:54:31 AMWell, the meeting went okay. The assistant dean of the tech dept told me that what I had posted was unacceptable and I told her that I wouldn't do it again. The instructor told me that if I do well in his class, that he would give me full credit for the assignments that I missed. And he has posted online how to do the assignments. No hard feelings.Fucking moron.
Quote from: PPK on February 18, 2011, 07:06:48 PMQuote from: Pentagram on February 18, 2011, 09:54:31 AMWell, the meeting went okay. The assistant dean of the tech dept told me that what I had posted was unacceptable and I told her that I wouldn't do it again. The instructor told me that if I do well in his class, that he would give me full credit for the assignments that I missed. And he has posted online how to do the assignments. No hard feelings.Fucking moron. Piece of plastic shit!
Quote from: Pentagram on February 18, 2011, 09:36:15 PMQuote from: PPK on February 18, 2011, 07:06:48 PMQuote from: Pentagram on February 18, 2011, 09:54:31 AMWell, the meeting went okay. The assistant dean of the tech dept told me that what I had posted was unacceptable and I told her that I wouldn't do it again. The instructor told me that if I do well in his class, that he would give me full credit for the assignments that I missed. And he has posted online how to do the assignments. No hard feelings.Fucking moron. Piece of plastic shit! Glocks (a type of pistol) are made out of plastic. And we all know that REAL guns are made out of metal.Not plastic like a freaking kids' toy! That doesn't even make sense.
Quote from: Pentagram on February 18, 2011, 09:36:15 PMQuote from: PPK on February 18, 2011, 07:06:48 PMQuote from: Pentagram on February 18, 2011, 09:54:31 AMWell, the meeting went okay. The assistant dean of the tech dept told me that what I had posted was unacceptable and I told her that I wouldn't do it again. The instructor told me that if I do well in his class, that he would give me full credit for the assignments that I missed. And he has posted online how to do the assignments. No hard feelings.Fucking moron. Piece of plastic shit! That doesn't even make sense.