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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2012, 11:05:13 AM »
^ bad parking

 The little balls made the driver confident enough to park that way!  :headbang2:
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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2012, 03:22:02 PM »
I FIND THE HANGING TESTICLE DISGUSTNG AND COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE AS THEY ARE SEEN BY KIDS!!! :thumbdn:
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2012, 11:49:31 AM »
I FIND THE HANGING TESTICLE DISGUSTNG AND COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE AS THEY ARE SEEN BY KIDS!!! :thumbdn:

Half the kids have testicles of their own.
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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2012, 06:33:26 AM »
I FIND THE HANGING TESTICLE DISGUSTNG AND COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE AS THEY ARE SEEN BY KIDS!!! :thumbdn:
Its just a body part.  Its not like a graphic sex image.  What is disgusting about a pair of balls?
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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2012, 06:39:51 AM »
I FIND THE HANGING TESTICLE DISGUSTNG AND COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE AS THEY ARE SEEN BY KIDS!!! :thumbdn:
Its just a body part.  Its not like a graphic sex image.  What is disgusting about a pair of balls?

Enough to castrate all those male cats flaunting them around in the streets.  :orly:
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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2012, 08:04:50 AM »
I FIND THE HANGING TESTICLE DISGUSTNG AND COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE AS THEY ARE SEEN BY KIDS!!! :thumbdn:

...and in many places so are crack addicts and homeless wino's pissing in the street.


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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2012, 02:57:05 AM »
once i visited a friend and her husband, and his balls were hanging out of his shorts and i didnt say a word. it would only embarrass him to mention it so i pretended i did not see

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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2012, 04:29:49 AM »
once i visited a friend and her husband, and his balls were hanging out of his shorts and i didnt say a word. it would only embarrass him to mention it so i pretended i did not see

You are kinder than I am.

Seeing my brother like that, I told him it was either all out, or all in.  :autism:
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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2012, 08:24:59 AM »
I had a neighbor that used to wear these tiny swim trunks, & when he didn't wear those he wore this loin cloth sort of thing (I think it was an old cut-up pair of shorts :dunno:), this was 24/7. You knew it was really cold out if you saw him in a shirt & pants.

Those visions are still embedded in my brain. :GA:

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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2012, 08:39:30 AM »
I had a neighbor that used to wear these tiny swim trunks, & when he didn't wear those he wore this loin cloth sort of thing (I think it was an old cut-up pair of shorts :dunno:), this was 24/7. You knew it was really cold out if you saw him in a shirt & pants.

Those visions are still embedded in my brain. :GA:

I had this man living opposite of me, who would flaunt himself on the balcony, or in the kitchen. His wife would then call him inside, or draw the curtains. When she was out of sight, he stepped outside again, or opened the curtains.

The things I saw, raising my face from my study books.  :laugh:
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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2016, 05:26:57 PM »
:kitten: OBSESSIVE AILUROPHILE :kitten:


It is far better for people to hate you for doing the right thing than for people to love you for doing the wrong thing. Never ever forget that.

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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2016, 08:31:16 PM »
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2016, 09:34:10 AM »
      Lashes, where nature intended them to be. :heart:

 
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