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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #421 on: February 03, 2012, 05:31:32 PM »
Really? :-\

I smoked a lot of pot when I was younger and I don't have migraines, lung tumors, irritable bowel, Alzheimer's, glaucoma, seizures, ADD, MS, PMS, Tourette's or OCD.

Doesn't that prove something? ;)

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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #422 on: February 03, 2012, 05:40:39 PM »
Really? :-\

I smoked a lot of pot when I was younger and I don't have migraines, lung tumors, irritable bowel, Alzheimer's, glaucoma, seizures, ADD, MS, PMS, Tourette's or OCD.

Doesn't that prove something? ;)

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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #423 on: February 03, 2012, 05:49:10 PM »
Really? :-\

I smoked a lot of pot when I was younger and I don't have migraines, lung tumors, irritable bowel, Alzheimer's, glaucoma, seizures, ADD, MS, PMS, Tourette's or OCD.

Doesn't that prove something? ;)

you're a medical sensation. ;D
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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #424 on: February 03, 2012, 05:51:34 PM »
I'm something.  A medical experiment in sleep deprivation is closer to the truth  :yawn:

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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #425 on: February 03, 2012, 06:35:05 PM »
I think I'm the best troll on here.  Going on 2 years and no one's caught on yet.   :2thumbsup:
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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #426 on: February 03, 2012, 06:39:45 PM »
I think I'm the best troll on here.  Going on 2 years and no one's caught on yet.   :2thumbsup:

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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #427 on: February 03, 2012, 06:48:46 PM »
Actually I am. :orly:
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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #428 on: February 03, 2012, 07:52:00 PM »
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #429 on: February 04, 2012, 09:27:04 PM »
Wow!  This story from a nurse brought tears to my eyes.

It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80′s arrived at the hospital to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. The nurse took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would be able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.

On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor’s appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer’s Disease.

As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now. I was surprised, and asked him, ‘And you still go every morning, even though she doesn’t know who you are?’ He smiled as he patted my hand and said, ‘She doesn’t know me, but I still know who she is.’

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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #431 on: February 06, 2012, 09:22:01 PM »
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #432 on: February 08, 2012, 12:33:40 PM »
Here's the arch enemy of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:

A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #433 on: February 09, 2012, 05:07:01 PM »
Autistic Sex?

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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #434 on: February 09, 2012, 05:35:06 PM »
Here's the arch enemy of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:



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