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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #120 on: November 15, 2014, 07:49:42 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 10:10:53 PM
Be a Weeble. :cbc: :orly:

What's wrong with Weebles you racist?  :autism:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #121 on: November 16, 2014, 04:41:28 AM »
I think that kind of information is best revealed during the second date.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #122 on: November 16, 2014, 09:22:37 AM »
If they ask you what you do for a living, tell them you're a professional dominatrix
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #123 on: November 16, 2014, 11:01:37 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 16, 2014, 09:22:37 AM
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Why not? :eyebrows: :bonban:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #124 on: November 16, 2014, 11:54:22 PM »
Tell them you are autistic. :autism:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #125 on: November 17, 2014, 12:15:22 AM »
Bring your mum.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #126 on: November 17, 2014, 06:34:23 AM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 15, 2014, 07:49:42 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 10:10:53 PM
Be a Weeble. :cbc: :orly:

What's wrong with Weebles you racist?  :autism:

They've been known to troll the internet. :M Also, their beds only fit one person:

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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #127 on: November 17, 2014, 08:00:20 AM »
Tell them you work for MI6
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #128 on: November 17, 2014, 02:32:58 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 17, 2014, 08:00:20 AM
Tell them you work for MI6

Carry a Walther PPK on your date. :orly:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #129 on: November 17, 2014, 08:09:46 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on November 17, 2014, 06:34:23 AM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 15, 2014, 07:49:42 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 10:10:53 PM
Be a Weeble. :cbc: :orly:

What's wrong with Weebles you racist?  :autism:

They've been known to troll the internet. :M Also, their beds only fit one person:



Why does a weeble bed suit a prone weeble? Seems odd.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #130 on: November 18, 2014, 01:39:34 AM »
Obsessively wash your hands with disinfectant throughout the date.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #131 on: November 18, 2014, 06:11:45 AM »
Make a toast...TO THE FUHRER!!!
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #132 on: November 18, 2014, 07:29:27 AM »
Quote from: Jack on November 17, 2014, 08:09:46 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on November 17, 2014, 06:34:23 AM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 15, 2014, 07:49:42 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 10:10:53 PM
Be a Weeble. :cbc: :orly:

What's wrong with Weebles you racist?  :autism:

They've been known to troll the internet. :M Also, their beds only fit one person:



Why does a weeble bed suit a prone weeble? Seems odd.

I was wondering about that, too. :scratchhead: Perhaps CBC can explain it when she logs in next. :apondering:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #133 on: November 19, 2014, 01:20:25 AM »
Spend the date talking about how meeting Ron L Hubbard changed your life.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #134 on: November 19, 2014, 01:38:59 AM »
Quote from: odeon on November 19, 2014, 01:20:25 AM
Spend the date talking about how meeting Ron L Hubbard changed your life.

Horrible. That would be a date you never can forget. Because you will have been added to the mail list of Hubbard followers, and they never ever let go. Thirty years later, you'd still get mail from them.

It's a way to troll someone for life, giving their address to Scientology.
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