you should ask a british politician - they do that kinda thing often
might even pay you if you throw a bit of talc in and say goo goo gaaa gaa at them!
reminds me of this:
norwegian tv is THE best
roughly explained: this guy explores various vices/blessings, and one blessing is to be a baby
so he is going to behave exactly like a baby for a day, including... pooping his diapers.
and he actually, really poops his diapers :]
patience through some incomprehensible norwegian, and youll get to it in the end :]