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Re: this or that?
« Reply #105 on: November 06, 2006, 02:06:17 PM »
An affair, that way I could leave with a clear conscience!


Sex with Paris Hilton or Britney Spears?  (For the guys)

Sex with K-Fed or Justin Timberlake?  (For the ladies)
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« Reply #106 on: November 06, 2006, 06:52:23 PM »
Brittany spears, for sure.  especially the dark haired version.



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« Reply #107 on: November 06, 2006, 07:56:13 PM »
Hearing  (Peace and quiet)

Lose your sense of taste or sense of touch?

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« Reply #108 on: November 10, 2006, 02:17:48 PM »
Sense of taste (I'll sure miss the taste of a good beer though  :-[)

Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings??

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« Reply #109 on: November 10, 2006, 02:47:45 PM »
Lord of the Rings!    Precioussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss :evillaugh:

Switching bodies and minds with those you know or just be able to read minds of people around you!

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #110 on: November 11, 2006, 08:28:26 AM »
Being able to read minds, though it would suck too in a way.

Being known as "cheap" or as a "spendthrift"?
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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« Reply #111 on: November 11, 2006, 10:40:39 AM »
Being able to read minds, though it would suck too in a way.

Being known as "cheap" or as a "spendthrift"?

Cheap, that would keep some people from constantly dunning me for money!

Being known as eccentric or crazy

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« Reply #112 on: November 11, 2006, 12:07:55 PM »
crazy.  less people fuck with you that way.

McLaeren or Aston Martin??

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« Reply #113 on: November 12, 2006, 10:59:33 AM »
If I understand the question, Aston Martin, because I could drive it on the street.

Getting a pinkie finger cut off or getting an ear cut off?  You can pick left or right.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #114 on: November 12, 2006, 05:12:55 PM »
You can drive a McLaren on the streets, alright. But you can only use its full capacity in Germany, since its top velocity is 324 kmph=212mph...It's Mercedes most expensive model ever as far as I know. About US$½ million in Europe. Don't know what it would cost in the US.

Pinky finger anytime.

Eating shit or drinking vomit?

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« Reply #115 on: November 12, 2006, 05:57:22 PM »
Drinking vomit.  I'd just try to think I'mababybirdI'mababybirdI'mababybird the whole time.

Suddenly and irreversably becoming all-knowing, or having the ability to levitate objects of 50lbs or less?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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« Reply #116 on: November 12, 2006, 06:01:04 PM »
Irreversible all-knowing. It's not much to lift 20 kg by levitation.

Cumshot in mouth or arse?

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« Reply #117 on: November 12, 2006, 06:17:28 PM »
Mouth.. you can make better "paintings" that way.

Die durring sex or die durring you favorite (non-sexual) passtime ??

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« Reply #118 on: November 12, 2006, 06:34:46 PM »
During my favorite nonsexual pastime; that way I'm not scarring my lover for life.

Rap or country?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #119 on: November 12, 2006, 06:40:32 PM »
* Scrapheap vomits on his keyboard
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Do I have to make a choice here?? Country i guess....


Elvis or the Beatles??