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Re: this or that?
« Reply #450 on: August 05, 2007, 07:56:50 AM »
Sun.

Pepsi max or coke plus?
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #451 on: August 05, 2007, 12:33:00 PM »
Neither.


And since everyone avoided answering this question of Tesla's I'll ask it again.  >:D


Man with a 12" penis, or a woman with a 12" strap on?

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #452 on: August 05, 2007, 01:05:07 PM »
Woman.

Never being able to be understood, or never understanding anyone.
I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #453 on: August 05, 2007, 01:07:55 PM »
ooooh, nasty.  i'd have to go for never understanding anyone.

Chocolate Therapy Ben and Jerry's, or Half Baked?

(took me fucking hours trying to decide today.   :grrr: )

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #454 on: August 05, 2007, 01:30:05 PM »
Half baked (although I prefer cookie dough)

PVC or leather

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #455 on: August 05, 2007, 02:10:17 PM »
leather. :bat:

sitting through a Hugh Grant marathon or shitting water for a fortnight cos you've got dysentery?

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #456 on: August 05, 2007, 02:20:09 PM »
hugh grant.  i can always daydream through boring bits in films.

the magic roundabout or captain pugwash?

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #457 on: August 06, 2007, 03:28:43 PM »
magic roundabout.


Having to lie to someone or being lied to.

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #458 on: August 07, 2007, 05:35:43 PM »
Lying. At least I can maintain control.

But, only with someone important to
me. I don't give a shit otherwise, and
would rather maintain my honor.

Hernia exams or proctology ones?

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #459 on: August 07, 2007, 08:36:13 PM »
Hernias are most common in the abdominal and upper leg regions of the body less likely in a private spot.
and hernias happen mostly to people who play sports. I  don't play sports and I'm a girl so I don't have the pressure to lift heavy things
and be all macho. So I choose hernia.  If I was a slut that liked anything to do with anal HELL YA.  But I'm not. Hernia. Yes. Hernia.



Getting raped by an alien or having an alien cut open your body and waking up to unusual scars and nobody believes you and you are mistaken as an Emo bitch that cuts his/her self?
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Re: this or that?
« Reply #460 on: August 07, 2007, 09:24:03 PM »
Getting raped by an alien, because Emo kids are ghey.

Having your dominant hand amputated or losing both your legs in a tragic boating accident?
!!Super atomic enema!!

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #461 on: August 08, 2007, 09:17:59 AM »
Getting raped by an alien, because Emo kids are ghey.

Having your dominant hand amputated or losing both your legs in a tragic boating accident?

I think that the legs would be less debilitating, PLUS seeing as it's an accident as opposed to amputation, I might be able to sue someone and make some money off it.

Throbbing pain, or maddening itch?
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You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #462 on: August 08, 2007, 10:23:16 AM »
Plus you would have been boating.  A bit of boating always makes me feel better.

I'd take the pain.  I can't stand to be itchy.


A million dollars, or a million orgasms?
I came to this world with nothing
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Re: this or that?
« Reply #463 on: August 08, 2007, 11:40:24 AM »
Plus you would have been boating.  A bit of boating always makes me feel better.

I'd take the pain.  I can't stand to be itchy.


A million dollars, or a million orgasms?
A million dollars.

Rap or country music?
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Re: this or that?
« Reply #464 on: August 08, 2007, 01:10:09 PM »
rap.  i'd rather stick pins in my eyes than listen to country.  :puke:

justice or mercy?