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My mobile phone game cheats.
« on: June 13, 2006, 12:41:59 AM »
i have a casino package on my mobile phone.

i know for a fact that the game Deuces Wild Poker cheats.

ok its obvious that the twos are the best cards to get because since they are wild they get to be anything.? so i started counting deuces.? a fresh hand would give five cards, if i drew three then my total is 8.? every time i drew a duece i would make a check mark on a piece of paper, but every card would get counted in a running tally in my head up tp the number 520 (ten decks of cards).? i did thid ten times with a total count of 5200 (100 decks of cards).? if there are? 4 deuces for every deck, i should have ended up with 400 check marks.

but i only got 380.? cheating me out of 5% of my deuces.

just to make sure, i did it again.? this time 360.? 10% less twos than i should have recieved.

why would it want to cheat me?? i dont get it.


have i ever mentioned that i like to count everything?



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« Last Edit: June 13, 2006, 10:01:31 AM by McJagger »
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Re: My mobile phone game cheats.
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2006, 09:46:59 AM »
Not including signatures, the above post had 188 words, 706 characters without spaces, and 910 characters iwth spaces.
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Re: My mobile phone game cheats.
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2006, 10:00:55 AM »
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Re: My mobile phone game cheats.
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2006, 10:01:56 AM »
and a partiridge in a pear tree.
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Re: My mobile phone game cheats.
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2006, 10:34:01 PM »
here's the good news.

i found em.

on the same game my mobile phone also has a jacks or better game.

out of 100 complte decs of cards(5200) i counted 444 deuces, when there should have oly been 400.
still it cheats.
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Re: My mobile phone game cheats.
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2006, 04:08:46 PM »
I wish you could've taken my Selected Topics in Math class for me.
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Re: My mobile phone game cheats.
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2006, 07:10:01 PM »
i have never heard of selected mathematics.

what does it entail?
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Re: My mobile phone game cheats.
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2006, 10:53:11 PM »
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Re: My mobile phone game cheats.
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2006, 11:38:57 PM »
thanks for the charity.


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