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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2011, 08:49:02 PM »
I'm still a Saggitarius  :headbang2:




Only idiots care about this meaningless "god" crap. :wanker:  :autism: :tard:

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Let the butthurt commence.....

God has nothing to do with such Pagan things as Zodiac signs. ::)



annnnd thats where you're wrong.




Firstly , Christianity borrows a lot of its ethics / teachings from other religions paganism being one of the main
Secondly , in the middle ages Doctors used stars and star signs to determine illnesses which was one of the few medical practices authorised by the church
Thirdly , If you can believe in some guy in a white fluffy beard sitting on a cloud deciding who lives and dies , etc why can't people believe in the stars having an influence on our future?


Both have the same level of believeability and more over PROOF so you can't say what is right and what isnt.
Consider yourself  :pwned:.
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2011, 09:22:07 PM »
Betcha a dollar that god is a pagan

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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2011, 09:24:00 PM »
Betcha a dollar that god is a pagan

Well there is a theory that christians based God on Zeus due to Zeus being "almighty" they wanted that kind of guy to be a "figurehead" for their religion.
Religions today are just pick 'n mixes from each others beliefs really.
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2011, 10:03:44 PM »
Well there is a theory that christians based God on Zeus due to Zeus being "almighty" they wanted that kind of guy to be a "figurehead" for their religion.

That theory is a bit :tinfoil:::)

The Judeo-Christian-Islamic god comes from the Canaanite religion. The supreme god is called El, he has a wife called Asherah and together they have 70 children who are collectively known as the Elohim (the same in Genesis 1:1, In the beginning, Elohim created the heavens and the earth). The oldest and most senior of their kids is a god called Ba'al (these names should be ringing a bell by now) and a few kids down the line is a god called Yahweh who is a tribal protector of the Israelite people (if this doesn't sound familiar yet, you were sleeping in sunday school).

You're right though, modern religions are just copy and paste from other religions.

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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2011, 10:21:02 PM »
Well there is a theory that christians based God on Zeus due to Zeus being "almighty" they wanted that kind of guy to be a "figurehead" for their religion.

That theory is a bit :tinfoil:::)

As I said it's a theory not saying I believe it 100% but I do see some possible truth in it , given the way both deities are represented physically.
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2011, 10:35:01 PM »
Well there is a theory that christians based God on Zeus due to Zeus being "almighty" they wanted that kind of guy to be a "figurehead" for their religion.

That theory is a bit :tinfoil:::)

As I said it's a theory not saying I believe it 100% but I do see some possible truth in it , given the way both deities are represented physically.

I would say it's a case of independent co-evolution. Mythology tends to be based on the same themes, regardless of the culture that invents it.

The Judeo-Christian-Islamic god was more likely influenced by the Zoroastrian god Ahura Mazda, the first monotheistic religion.

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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2011, 10:39:43 PM »
Well there is a theory that christians based God on Zeus due to Zeus being "almighty" they wanted that kind of guy to be a "figurehead" for their religion.

That theory is a bit :tinfoil:::)

As I said it's a theory not saying I believe it 100% but I do see some possible truth in it , given the way both deities are represented physically.

I would say it's a case of independent co-evolution. Mythology tends to be based on the same themes, regardless of the culture that invents it.

The Judeo-Christian-Islamic god was more likely influenced by the Zoroastrian god Ahura Mazda, the first monotheistic religion.


Or that too , smarty! :razz:

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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2011, 01:23:31 AM »
Ophiuchus holds his snake a lot :P

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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2011, 02:07:30 AM »
My mum would be Ophiuchus going by this zodiac. I would be Capricorn. I think I am better suited to Aquarius though.
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2011, 05:07:17 AM »
Ophiuchus holds his snake a lot :P

At least he doesn't ask anyone else to hold it.  :P
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2011, 06:35:43 AM »
Me and my mum are the same one by this

Why would this cause chaos online though?

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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2011, 06:47:26 AM »
Me and my mum are the same one by this

Why would this cause chaos online though?

Some people believe in the fate their zodiac sign lays out for them. Now their whole foundation is changing. Even their past is not true anymore.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2011, 06:51:07 AM »
They're as deluded as catholics and muslims then :(

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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2011, 07:03:37 AM »
Ok, this is potentially a really stupid question, but dosn't it take time for light to travel though space ? What I mean to say is, isn't what we see in the sky a projection from a really really really long time ago, when the light first left from that part of the universe ? Wouldn't that make astronomy completly innacurate and only a subjective truth?

But our observations also be delayed, making the false information we see true.

IDK, I really really don't know. But that chart changed me from a cancer to a gemini. I wonder what that means  ::)

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In most practical cases, light can be thought of as moving instantaneously, but for long distances and very sensitive measurements the finite speed of light has noticeable effects. In communicating with distant space probes, it can take minutes to hours for the message to get from Earth to the satellite and back. The light we see from stars left them many years ago, allowing us to study the history of the universe by looking at distant objects. The finite speed of light also limits the theoretical maximum speed of computers, since information must be sent within the computer chips and from chip to chip. Finally, the speed of light can be used with time of flight measurements to measure large distances to high precision.

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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2011, 12:10:09 PM »
IDK, I really really don't know. But that chart changed me from a cancer to a gemini. I wonder what that means  ::)]

Congratulations , you're free of cancer!  :zoinks:

Btw I heard that apparently this only affects the eastern world?  ???
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