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Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2011, 09:03:48 PM »
...and attacking the most attractive, most eligible aspie on the forum?

Sure , where is he so I can get his account of things?  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2011, 09:06:34 PM »
Where did Soph go?
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Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2011, 09:07:42 PM »
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2011, 09:12:56 PM »
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

Or he just ran away in fear from the might of an American intellect.
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2011, 09:16:43 PM »
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

Or he just ran away in fear from the might of an American intellect.




I joke  :P

I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2011, 09:20:20 PM »
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

Or he just ran away in fear from the might of an American intellect.




I joke  :P



Indeed.  :thumbup:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2011, 09:26:00 PM »
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

I'll surrender, if the Queen lets me shag Kate Middleton!!  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:

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Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2011, 09:33:24 PM »
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

I'll surrender, if the Queen lets me shag Kate Middleton!!  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:

As her majesty's Lady in waiting , I grant you permission to shag Kate Middleton (You two'd probably create more attractive offspring  :orly:)
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2011, 09:33:42 PM »
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

I'll surrender, if the Queen lets me shag Kate Middleton!!  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:

I don't think Queenie would let you do that. She might let you have a shot on Fergie though :zombiefuck:

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Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2011, 09:39:45 PM »
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

I'll surrender, if the Queen lets me shag Kate Middleton!!  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:

I don't think Queenie would let you do that. She might let you have a shot on Fergie though :zombiefuck:

Hey, did you hear what the Queen gave Fergie for Xmas??

A black Mercedes and a trip to Paris!!!  :evillaugh:  :eiffel:

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Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2011, 09:41:17 PM »
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

I'll surrender, if the Queen lets me shag Kate Middleton!!  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:

I don't think Queenie would let you do that. She might let you have a shot on Fergie though :zombiefuck:

Hey, did you hear what the Queen gave Fergie for Xmas??

A black Mercedes and a trip to Paris!!!  :evillaugh:  :eiffel:

Funny, and evil :lol:

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Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2011, 09:42:11 PM »
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

I'll surrender, if the Queen lets me shag Kate Middleton!!  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:

I don't think Queenie would let you do that. She might let you have a shot on Fergie though :zombiefuck:

Hey, did you hear what the Queen gave Fergie for Xmas??

A black Mercedes and a trip to Paris!!!  :evillaugh:  :eiffel:


LOL :rofl:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2011, 09:43:26 PM »
Semicolon - Your obesity epidemic is a relatively new problem , so doesn't apply to historical events :P

btw I went to sleep in a desperate attempt to ignore my need to urinate, then woke up needing to urinate even more, so had to run to the toilet and then get a shower and get dressed. Now I am up and ready for uni 10 hours early :(

Is that a sufficient explanation?

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Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2011, 09:46:29 PM »
Semicolon - Your obesity epidemic is a relatively new problem , so doesn't apply to historical events :P

btw I went to sleep in a desperate attempt to ignore my need to urinate, then woke up needing to urinate even more, so had to run to the toilet and then get a shower and get dressed. Now I am up and ready for uni 10 hours early :(

Is that a sufficient explanation?

Yes. Now that we have concluded that America is superior, we can be done with this whole matter. :P
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2011, 09:55:10 PM »
Semicolon - Your obesity epidemic is a relatively new problem , so doesn't apply to historical events :P

btw I went to sleep in a desperate attempt to ignore my need to urinate, then woke up needing to urinate even more, so had to run to the toilet and then get a shower and get dressed. Now I am up and ready for uni 10 hours early :(

Is that a sufficient explanation?

I understand your OCD thing about showering after peeing, but could you not just wash the bit you pee out of. Why do you have to shower your whole body?