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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2011, 02:17:42 PM »
Oh cm'on man. If Lorna was my cousin and came at me like that i'd be forced to overpower and tickle her till she peed.

Cm'on! We're MEN! *shoulder punch* :laugh:

 :zombiefuck: She aint peeing on my floor :o

Anyway. When we fight I can go down to my parents covered in bruises and they just laugh at me. If I put so much as a bruise or cut on her they bitch at me as if I've done something wrong.
She uses that to her advantage because she knows I can't really fight back :grrr:

I just don't think she wants me on this site because she's scared I might let people know that she has a crush on Duke. She'd hate people to know she wants his babies and was considering inviting him to move across untill he had his meltdown at her and I had to talk her out of trying to persue a relationship with him.
She played that one real close to the vest.
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2011, 02:23:15 PM »
Oh cm'on man. If Lorna was my cousin and came at me like that i'd be forced to overpower and tickle her till she peed.

Cm'on! We're MEN! *shoulder punch* :laugh:

 :zombiefuck: She aint peeing on my floor :o

Anyway. When we fight I can go down to my parents covered in bruises and they just laugh at me. If I put so much as a bruise or cut on her they bitch at me as if I've done something wrong.
She uses that to her advantage because she knows I can't really fight back :grrr:

I just don't think she wants me on this site because she's scared I might let people know that she has a crush on Duke. She'd hate people to know she wants his babies and was considering inviting him to move across untill he had his meltdown at her and I had to talk her out of trying to persue a relationship with him.
She played that one real close to the vest.

I think she was just trying to play it cool. I don't think she wanted him to know she had the hots for him. I suppose the important thing now is just to make sure Duke never finds out, because if he showed the slightest interest in her I think she'd be on the first flight to America or begging him to come over here.

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2011, 02:24:52 PM »
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2011, 05:50:33 PM »

I just don't think she wants me on this site because she's scared I might let people know that she has a crush on Duke. She'd hate people to know she wants his babies and was considering inviting him to move across untill he had his meltdown at her and I had to talk her out of trying to persue a relationship with him.

That is not true at all :thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn:

Lornas tiny lol. I could bench her. Hear that? I'd waste you butterflies. :viking: :viking:

No you couldn't. I'd bite your kneecaps off, and feed them to you suppository style :eyelash:
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2011, 06:02:08 PM »
I am curious, can't help it. Is Deadbeat Cousin another persona puppeteered by Butterflies, or is he real?

Doesn't matter. It is entertaining either way.  :zoinks:
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2011, 06:06:52 PM »
I am curious, can't help it. Is Deadbeat Cousin another persona puppeteered by Butterflies, or is he real?

Doesn't matter. It is entertaining either way.  :zoinks:

No. He is my cousin. He never used his account for ages, so I took it over and used it for sockpuppetry, but sadly that is him that's using it now.

TBH I don't think it's a good idea for him to be on this site.
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2011, 06:07:49 PM »
I am curious, can't help it. Is Deadbeat Cousin another persona puppeteered by Butterflies, or is he real?

Doesn't matter. It is entertaining either way.  :zoinks:

No. He is my cousin. He never used his account for ages, so I took it over and used it for sockpuppetry, but sadly that is him that's using it now.

TBH I don't think it's a good idea for him to be on this site.

Why not?

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2011, 06:15:15 PM »
Welcome.

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2011, 06:27:01 PM »
I am curious, can't help it. Is Deadbeat Cousin another persona puppeteered by Butterflies, or is he real?

Doesn't matter. It is entertaining either way.  :zoinks:

No. He is my cousin. He never used his account for ages, so I took it over and used it for sockpuppetry, but sadly that is him that's using it now.

TBH I don't think it's a good idea for him to be on this site.

Why not?

The biggest problem is that we always wind each other up, and tease each other. We'll end up doing that on the site, and we'll say stuff to each other that sounds bad, and other people will comment on it and think we're really nasty to each other. A lot of stuff from real life might then make it's way onto the forum. Some people might take it seriously and think we're really fighting, and take sides.

He's already started teasing me by pretending I'm attracted to Duke. I'm obviously above such childish behaviour, and would never mention him losing his virginity to a prostitute :laugh:.

We did agree ages ago that he wouldn't post on the site, but his girlfriend's away at the moment and he's feeling bored.
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2011, 07:23:03 PM »
Make the world idiot proof and it will require an idiot to run it.

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2011, 07:34:53 PM »
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2011, 07:40:53 PM »
Rage, you're only what... 5ft 2? Shortarse. I swore Butteh was around the 5ft mark at least.

I'm 5ft 6, I think. :zoinks:

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2011, 07:51:55 PM »
I am curious, can't help it. Is Deadbeat Cousin another persona puppeteered by Butterflies, or is he real?

Doesn't matter. It is entertaining either way.  :zoinks:

No. He is my cousin. He never used his account for ages, so I took it over and used it for sockpuppetry, but sadly that is him that's using it now.

TBH I don't think it's a good idea for him to be on this site.

Why not?

The biggest problem is that we always wind each other up, and tease each other. We'll end up doing that on the site, and we'll say stuff to each other that sounds bad, and other people will comment on it and think we're really nasty to each other. A lot of stuff from real life might then make it's way onto the forum. Some people might take it seriously and think we're really fighting, and take sides.

He's already started teasing me by pretending I'm attracted to Duke. I'm obviously above such childish behaviour, and would never mention him losing his virginity to a prostitute :laugh:.

We did agree ages ago that he wouldn't post on the site, but his girlfriend's away at the moment and he's feeling bored.

I picked up on the teasing back and forth and didn't take it seriously, but I guess some people might.

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2011, 07:58:23 PM »
I am curious, can't help it. Is Deadbeat Cousin another persona puppeteered by Butterflies, or is he real?

Doesn't matter. It is entertaining either way.  :zoinks:

No. He is my cousin. He never used his account for ages, so I took it over and used it for sockpuppetry, but sadly that is him that's using it now.

TBH I don't think it's a good idea for him to be on this site.

Why not?

The biggest problem is that we always wind each other up, and tease each other. We'll end up doing that on the site, and we'll say stuff to each other that sounds bad, and other people will comment on it and think we're really nasty to each other. A lot of stuff from real life might then make it's way onto the forum. Some people might take it seriously and think we're really fighting, and take sides.

He's already started teasing me by pretending I'm attracted to Duke. I'm obviously above such childish behaviour, and would never mention him losing his virginity to a prostitute :laugh:.

We did agree ages ago that he wouldn't post on the site, but his girlfriend's away at the moment and he's feeling bored.

I picked up on the teasing back and forth and didn't take it seriously, but I guess some people might.

I would hate to think that we'd end up trying to outdo each other, and that we'd just use the site to wind each other up. I doubt if either of us would be capable of posting on the same site without turning the site into a Gav versus Lorna fest.
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2011, 08:00:15 PM »
I am curious, can't help it. Is Deadbeat Cousin another persona puppeteered by Butterflies, or is he real?

Doesn't matter. It is entertaining either way.  :zoinks:

No. He is my cousin. He never used his account for ages, so I took it over and used it for sockpuppetry, but sadly that is him that's using it now.

TBH I don't think it's a good idea for him to be on this site.

Why not?

The biggest problem is that we always wind each other up, and tease each other. We'll end up doing that on the site, and we'll say stuff to each other that sounds bad, and other people will comment on it and think we're really nasty to each other. A lot of stuff from real life might then make it's way onto the forum. Some people might take it seriously and think we're really fighting, and take sides.

He's already started teasing me by pretending I'm attracted to Duke. I'm obviously above such childish behaviour, and would never mention him losing his virginity to a prostitute :laugh:.

We did agree ages ago that he wouldn't post on the site, but his girlfriend's away at the moment and he's feeling bored.

I picked up on the teasing back and forth and didn't take it seriously, but I guess some people might.

I would hate to think that we'd end up trying to outdo each other, and that we'd just use the site to wind each other up. I doubt if either of us would be capable of posting on the same site without turning the site into a Gav versus Lorna fest.

Why not? The site already consists of one flame war after another. A little family bonding won't hurt.  :P
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