« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5   Go Down

Author Topic: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!  (Read 1650 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Semicolon

  • The Punctuated Equilibrium Of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: 693
  • I am an echolalic mastodon.
Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #45 on: July 24, 2013, 12:24:30 PM »
They destroy each other. :P
Logged
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #46 on: July 24, 2013, 05:26:20 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 24, 2013, 12:24:30 PM
They destroy each other. :P

So, you're unarmed now?
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline Semicolon

  • The Punctuated Equilibrium Of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: 693
  • I am an echolalic mastodon.
Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #47 on: July 24, 2013, 06:23:42 PM »
Logged
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #48 on: July 25, 2013, 02:23:29 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 24, 2013, 06:23:42 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 24, 2013, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 24, 2013, 12:24:30 PM
They destroy each other. :P

So, you're unarmed now?

No, I am unfingered.

But, those fingers had turned into guns.

Can you pull triggers with the remaining fingers?
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline AspieMomma

  • Red Headed Stepchild of the Aspie Elite.
  • Elder
  • Intense Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 833
  • Karma: 112
  • Gender: Female
Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #49 on: July 25, 2013, 04:39:09 AM »
Logged

Offline Semicolon

  • The Punctuated Equilibrium Of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: 693
  • I am an echolalic mastodon.
Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #50 on: July 25, 2013, 05:44:34 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 25, 2013, 02:23:29 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 24, 2013, 06:23:42 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 24, 2013, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 24, 2013, 12:24:30 PM
They destroy each other. :P

So, you're unarmed now?

No, I am unfingered.

But, those fingers had turned into guns.

Can you pull triggers with the remaining fingers?

I had thought that the guns fired without the triggers being pulled. Perhaps someone should design a better safety for them. :dunno:

If not, I'll have to ask AspieMomma for help blowing myself apart. :autism:

Quote from: AspieMomma on July 25, 2013, 04:39:09 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 24, 2013, 06:23:42 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 24, 2013, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 24, 2013, 12:24:30 PM
They destroy each other. :P

So, you're unarmed now?

No, I am unfingered.



But, without fingers, I would have to mount a :vibe: on a :poke:. :(
Logged
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Offline AspieMomma

  • Red Headed Stepchild of the Aspie Elite.
  • Elder
  • Intense Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 833
  • Karma: 112
  • Gender: Female
Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #51 on: July 25, 2013, 05:59:42 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 25, 2013, 05:44:34 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 25, 2013, 02:23:29 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 24, 2013, 06:23:42 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 24, 2013, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 24, 2013, 12:24:30 PM
They destroy each other. :P

So, you're unarmed now?

No, I am unfingered.

But, those fingers had turned into guns.

Can you pull triggers with the remaining fingers?

I had thought that the guns fired without the triggers being pulled. Perhaps someone should design a better safety for them. :dunno:

If not, I'll have to ask AspieMomma for help blowing myself apart. :autism:

At your service, sir or madam!

Logged

Offline Semicolon

  • The Punctuated Equilibrium Of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: 693
  • I am an echolalic mastodon.
Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #52 on: July 25, 2013, 04:22:32 PM »
Quote from: AspieMomma on July 25, 2013, 05:59:42 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 25, 2013, 05:44:34 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 25, 2013, 02:23:29 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 24, 2013, 06:23:42 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 24, 2013, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 24, 2013, 12:24:30 PM
They destroy each other. :P

So, you're unarmed now?

No, I am unfingered.

But, those fingers had turned into guns.

Can you pull triggers with the remaining fingers?

I had thought that the guns fired without the triggers being pulled. Perhaps someone should design a better safety for them. :dunno:

If not, I'll have to ask AspieMomma for help blowing myself apart. :autism:

At your service, sir or madam!



Now I have no fingers!

Now what? Will you be trying out the fingerings on the poster for me? :dunno: :P

I think you should help me with my other finger-related activities. If you could, please log on to AFF and post "Semicolon wins" in all of the active threads. ;)
Logged
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Offline Jesse

  • My mirror shows black (Otherwise known as nigger)
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5990
  • Karma: 110
  • Gender: Male
  • where mountains throne
Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #53 on: August 23, 2013, 12:09:31 PM »
Damn. all this fingering talk is making me horny!  :laugh:
Uh, well. If I could shoot anything down atm it would be spinoff message boards.

Don't ask me to register, because. your board sucks
Logged
:skywarp:

TheoK

  • Guest
Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #54 on: August 23, 2013, 12:35:22 PM »
Laser beams!

The Swedish government:  :lurk:

The cunts in Brussels: :lurk:

The American government and the NSA creeps: :lurk: :lurk:

 :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking:
Logged

Offline Semicolon

  • The Punctuated Equilibrium Of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: 693
  • I am an echolalic mastodon.
Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #55 on: August 23, 2013, 02:17:01 PM »
Quote from: Richard on August 23, 2013, 12:09:31 PM
Damn. all this fingering talk is making me horny!  :laugh:
Uh, well. If I could shoot anything down atm it would be spinoff message boards.

Don't ask me to register, because. your board sucks

Has anyone actually asked you, specifically, to join?
Logged
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Offline Jesse

  • My mirror shows black (Otherwise known as nigger)
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5990
  • Karma: 110
  • Gender: Male
  • where mountains throne
Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #56 on: August 23, 2013, 03:24:51 PM »
Yes. El-Presidente asked me to join, I'm guessing because he is a moderator on AL's board.
He wants to be mean to me, and moderate me to death over there

Too bad I won't play. boo,  :GA:
Logged
:skywarp:

Offline Semicolon

  • The Punctuated Equilibrium Of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: 693
  • I am an echolalic mastodon.
Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #57 on: August 24, 2013, 08:09:23 AM »
Quote from: Richard on August 23, 2013, 03:24:51 PM
Yes. El-Presidente asked me to join, I'm guessing because he is a moderator on AL's board.
He wants to be mean to me, and moderate me to death over there

Too bad I won't play. boo,  :GA:

I2 is a spinoff message board.

Hopefully, once both spinoffs are operational, things will calm down.
Logged
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Offline Jesse

  • My mirror shows black (Otherwise known as nigger)
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5990
  • Karma: 110
  • Gender: Male
  • where mountains throne
Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #58 on: August 24, 2013, 08:56:55 AM »
Yes. intensity is Mcjaggers baby

but in all honesty I wish the best for Sir Les and his board. I'm sure it will be a nice alternative some will find useful
Logged
:skywarp:

Offline sg1008

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5750
  • Karma: 412
  • This chicken is Insured.
Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #59 on: October 07, 2013, 08:22:05 PM »
GAH!!! My visual cortex!!!!  :GA:
Logged
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5   Go Up
« previous next »