Call me out

[Pyraxis]

You wouldn't even BE here, shooting off your foul disrespectful mouth, if I hadn't sacrificed myself to bring you into this world!   

And you keep doing it, every day, and blaming it on me, without having noticed that I left home and cut all significant contact ten years ago. Get over yourself. 

[Pyraxis]

Shut up! you dumb, ugly, whiny skank! You'll never make anything of yourself! Go clean up your room, it looks like a pigstye!! 

You're lucky I didn't call child services on you when I was little, cute and sweet.

[Callaway]

Shut up! you dumb, ugly, whiny skank! You'll never make anything of yourself! Go clean up your room, it looks like a pigstye!! 

You're lucky I didn't call child services on you when I was little, cute and sweet.

Did your father abuse you when you were little, cute and sweet, Pyraxis?

[Pyraxis]

I raised my daughter right.  What she did to deserve a worthless, no name, piece of dog shit like you, I'll never know.  You are constantly whining that she "doesn't understand me."  Well, no one can understand why you are so weird.  You don't understand when we make jokes. You are obsessed with whatever it is that you're obsessed with.  You don't like to be hugged, don't show you appreciation, don't touch me, the list is endless.  All you want to do is take, take, take.  Let me alone, let me eat in peace, let me have my space, let me, let me.  We're sick of it.  You're a worthless selfish little obnoxious brat.  And no one likes you.

I must have gotten my socially clueless genes from somewhere. Clearly the apple don't fall far from the tree.

(Did I do okay as your grandmother?)

  One of my grandmothers IRL is an incompetent child psychologist, so this is doubly ironic. 

[Pyraxis]

Did your father abuse you when you were little, cute and sweet, Pyraxis?

Only as much as you did, Mummy.

[Callaway]

Did your father abuse you when you were little, cute and sweet, Pyraxis?

Only as much as you did, Mummy.

Mummy what?

No wire hangers!  What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you no wire hangers, ever?  I work and I slave until I'm half dead, and all I hear people say is, "She's getting old."  And what do I get?  A daughter who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her as she cares about me!    What's wire hangers doing in this closet?  Answer me.  I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag.  You do.  Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger.

[PPK]

Your hygiene is so bad Pyraxis that you can smell the back of your own neck with taking your blouse off. 

[Pyraxis]

Mummy what?

No wire hangers!  What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you no wire hangers, ever?  I work and I slave until I'm half dead, and all I hear people say is, "She's getting old."  And what do I get?  A daughter who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her as she cares about me!    What's wire hangers doing in this closet?  Answer me.  I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag.  You do.  Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger.

I do a good abuse victim, don't I?  I had you worried for a minute there.

Ever wonder why that is, when Daddy never fiddled me, mummy dearest?

[Pyraxis]

Your hygiene is so bad Pyraxis that you can smell the back of your own neck with taking your blouse off. 

Thanks, bro.  Glad to hear you've been sniffing down my neck again.

[Callaway]

Mummy what?

No wire hangers!  What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you no wire hangers, ever?  I work and I slave until I'm half dead, and all I hear people say is, "She's getting old."  And what do I get?  A daughter who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her as she cares about me!    What's wire hangers doing in this closet?  Answer me.  I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag.  You do.  Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger.

I do a good abuse victim, don't I?  I had you worried for a minute there.

Ever wonder why that is, when Daddy never fiddled me, mummy dearest?

I don't know, is it because he was too busy fiddling your brother?

[Semicolon]

I think we should argue about airplanes.

I say that this is an Airbus 320. Would you care to disagree, Pyraxis?