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go ahead ask me something
« on: December 19, 2010, 02:53:41 AM »
I'll answer anything with total honesty, but you may wish you didn't ask.







and no, I wont have sex with you and i wont post noodz.

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Re: go ahead ask me something
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2010, 04:22:57 AM »
What's the strangest thing that you've had in your vagina?
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Re: go ahead ask me something
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2010, 04:31:52 AM »
 a guy with schitzophrenia



I used to masturbate with an electric toothbrush, too, before i was old enough to go to the sex shop.

So probably those 2 things.

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Re: go ahead ask me something
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2010, 08:22:46 AM »
Which philosophy track were you on in school? Or, did you have an undifferentiated philosophy major?
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Re: go ahead ask me something
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2010, 08:30:41 AM »
It was just "Philosophy" , but It was an intensive major and I took a lot of Sociology and Anthropology classes as my electives. I went to the University of Pittsburgh. That is one of the best Philosophy schools in the country. I would eventually like to get my masters degree.

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Re: go ahead ask me something
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2010, 08:42:46 AM »
What is your answer to Agrippa's Trilemma?
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Re: go ahead ask me something
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2010, 08:47:06 AM »
Well, I am a Discordian so I do not believe in "truths". I believe that all things are equally true and false at the same time.



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Re: go ahead ask me something
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2010, 08:51:24 AM »
Eris was the goddess of discord, wasn't she?

Score :plus: for the punctuation!
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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2010, 08:54:20 AM »
Yes, Eris is the Greek goddess of Chaos and Discord.

She started the trojan war, you know.

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Re: go ahead ask me something
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2010, 12:05:59 PM »
I'll answer anything with total honesty, but you may wish you didn't ask.
and no, I wont have sex with you and i wont post noodz.

DAMN THE TORPEDOES!!!
Make the world idiot proof and it will require an idiot to run it.

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Re: go ahead ask me something
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2010, 12:12:24 PM »
What is your answer to Agrippa's Trilemma?


Me personally, I tend to lean towards axiomatic arguments, but the base assumptions most be based in some kind of repeatable, reliable observation.
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Re: go ahead ask me something
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2010, 09:17:58 AM »
I'll answer anything with total honesty, but you may wish you didn't ask.
and no, I wont have sex with you and i wont post noodz.

DAMN THE TORPEDOES!!!

Well, apparanlty there are *now* nudes of me. Just not on the internet. He just pulled out his phone and started snappin pics and, well, I just kept goin.

Oh, I almost forgot

Back in 04 I did go topless on an old forum I used to go to.  I dont have the pics anymore, but Im sure they are somewhere out there :)
« Last Edit: December 20, 2010, 09:20:28 AM by eris »

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Re: go ahead ask me something
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2010, 11:31:11 AM »
What's your favorite fruit?

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Re: go ahead ask me something
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2010, 11:51:22 AM »
watermellon

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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2010, 12:21:49 PM »
:watermelon:  :)
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