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Hey Razor honey , you want some squid lovin'? ;)
« on: December 09, 2010, 10:43:46 AM »
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So yeah apparently I disgust you , Your fault for beliveing that I *was* female , yes you are correct that picture I showed was obviously from myspace, Why didn't you pick up on this? :tard:

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[Thu 10:13] <General Razorbeard> Squid probably looks like shit IRL, moreso than I, probably fat and smelly.

Hon its impossible to look worse than you , I could get dragged through a bush backwards , smear myself with horse shit and get Richard to cum all over me with his big fucking peter and I'd STILL look better than you. (I'd rather fuck pentagram actually  :orly:).

Btw Fat? errrr............... My ribs say otherwise  :zoinks:
How do you "look" smelly anyways?

Quote from: General Razorbeard on December 09, 2010, 10:08:59 AM
I despise people like you, distorted monkey, go to the zoo and eat your free bananas.


Still hung up on the Darwin theory? awwww  :'(
Btw the only bananas I accept are connected to a man  :squiddy:


Who else reckons Razor sees himself as this?  :orly:


« Last Edit: December 09, 2010, 02:59:22 PM by Sea Tart »
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Hey Razor honey , you want some squid lovin'? ;)
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2010, 05:47:41 PM »
Now I want a nazi speedo.
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Re: Hey Razor honey , you want some squid lovin'? ;)
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2010, 06:15:41 PM »
Quote from: Osensitive1 on December 09, 2010, 05:47:41 PM
Now I want a nazi speedo.

I hear ya , Its one of those pics you like but you really shouldn't , at least I do anyway  :zoinks:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Hey Razor honey , you want some squid lovin'? ;)
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2010, 12:17:19 AM »
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Hey Razor honey , you want some squid lovin'? ;)
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2010, 12:18:06 AM »
^ He likely faps to that everyday. :zoinks:
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Hey Razor honey , you want some squid lovin'? ;)
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2010, 03:51:30 PM »
I have to say, that is the hottest Hitler I have ever seen. But prof, if he had a penis like that in real life, he would have been falling on his face constantly. If you made him a bit taller, he would be in proportion ;)

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Re: Hey Razor honey , you want some squid lovin'? ;)
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2010, 09:31:31 PM »
« Last Edit: December 10, 2010, 09:40:27 PM by BULLSHIT! »
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Re: Hey Razor honey , you want some squid lovin'? ;)
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2010, 11:05:07 AM »
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[Tue 10:44] <General Razorbeard> I don't like Squid at all.

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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Hey Razor honey , you want some squid lovin'? ;)
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2010, 07:25:36 AM »
 :LMAO: You are a demented individual squid.
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Re: Hey Razor honey , you want some squid lovin'? ;)
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2010, 08:43:40 AM »
Very good Squid. That is how he "sees" himself. But we have seen what he looks like. Poor little bastard. Face like a smashed crab.
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ZOMG!!! Sir Les is a telepath who can read our mindzz Ooooh Noooeeess!!!  :GA:
Nope. Common sense. I know such insight may astound you though Scrap.
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Re: Hey Razor honey , you want some squid lovin'? ;)
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2011, 06:34:43 AM »
Quote from: PPK on December 31, 2010, 07:25:36 AM
:LMAO: You are a demented individual squid.

Why thank you! :lolhit:


Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on December 31, 2010, 08:43:40 AM
Very good Squid. That is how he "sees" himself. But we have seen what he looks like. Poor little bastard. Face like a smashed crab.

A smashed crab which someone has taken a dump on more like.  :orly:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Hey Razor honey , you want some squid lovin'? ;)
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2011, 12:11:31 PM »
Quote from: General Razorbeard on January 13, 2011, 11:42:26 AM

I'd wish to see you get your balls smashed to juice by a sledgehammer.



He doesn't like me guys :bigcry:













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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Hey Razor honey , you want some squid lovin'? ;)
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2011, 12:35:43 PM »
Or it could just mean he gets off on that kinda thing and sees you as the most attractive person to best fulfil his ball-smashing fantasy

Don't give up hope yet  :zoinks:
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Re: Hey Razor honey , you want some squid lovin'? ;)
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2011, 12:44:07 PM »
Quote from: Sea Tart on January 13, 2011, 12:11:31 PM
Quote from: General Razorbeard on January 13, 2011, 11:42:26 AM

I'd wish to see you get your balls smashed to juice by a sledgehammer.




He doesn't like me guys :bigcry:













 :zoinks:


Our resident Furby has turned evil.

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Re: Hey Razor honey , you want some squid lovin'? ;)
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2011, 12:55:13 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on January 13, 2011, 12:35:43 PM
Or it could just mean he gets off on that kinda thing and sees you as the most attractive person to best fulfil his ball-smashing fantasy

Don't give up hope yet  :zoinks:


:rofl:  :plus: for the optimism!

Quote from: Callaway on January 13, 2011, 12:44:07 PM
Our resident Furby has turned evil.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wtGbJa0k7k


 :lol: so true.


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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  
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