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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2010, 06:10:42 PM »
Q: Who?

A: It's all in the seasoning.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2010, 06:14:03 PM »
Q: What's the key to a successful cannibalistic lifestyle?

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2010, 06:17:19 PM »
Q: How often will a dentist recommend chewing Trident gum after meals?


A: Any day now.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2010, 06:18:14 PM »
Q: When will the government crack down on corruption?

A: Pentagram
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2010, 06:42:14 PM »
Q: Who is strong than semicolon?

A: Fullstop.

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2010, 06:43:43 PM »
Q: What do you get when you halve a double stop?

A: Ten feet from the riverbank.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #36 on: January 01, 2011, 09:23:18 AM »
Q: Where did my runaway car finally stop?

A: Only two, but be careful about which two they are.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #37 on: January 01, 2011, 09:26:25 AM »
Q)  How many rabbits does it take to breed?

A)  Snow.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #38 on: January 01, 2011, 09:28:22 AM »
Q: What comes in many colors, only one of which is edible?

A: About a liter of iced tea.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #39 on: January 02, 2011, 06:03:21 PM »
Q)  How much iced tea can Callaway drink in a day?

A)  Leather
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #40 on: January 02, 2011, 07:31:57 PM »
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #41 on: January 02, 2011, 10:28:17 PM »
Q: Who makes i2 the way it is today?

A: You.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #42 on: January 02, 2011, 10:38:47 PM »
Q: When you say you, do you mean mean me or is it a general you?

A: Compact flourescent lightbulbs.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #43 on: January 03, 2011, 03:52:11 AM »
Q: So, what exactly is this white powder we're snorting made of?

A: Flame the hell out of them.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #44 on: January 03, 2011, 04:56:49 AM »
Q: What to do with cockroaches?

A: 13.00 pm
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