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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2010, 08:57:53 AM »
Q) What Bill Clinton said right before he did not inhale

A) That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2010, 09:06:32 AM »
Q) What did Trigger 11 say during the I2 porno shoot?

A) Delusions of grandeur!
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The_Chosen_One

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2010, 07:40:12 PM »
Q. What has Dubya got that others haven't?

A. Fishnets and platforms
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2010, 07:44:41 PM »
Q: What to acrophobic fish fear most?

A: Glow sticks.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2010, 07:46:02 PM »
Q) What does TCO wear out on the corner at work?

A) Republicans
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The_Chosen_One

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2010, 09:25:16 PM »
Q. What do Democrats want to beat the shit out of?

A. Apple pie and cream
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2010, 09:20:30 PM »
Q: What two things are needed for a fun night on I2?

A: I have no idea.
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Osensitive1

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2010, 09:41:07 PM »
Q: What was the question?


A: Spider monkeys.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2010, 10:29:11 PM »
Q: Wrong Planet is basically a collection of what?

A: Richard and Schleed in a canoe.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2010, 11:03:28 PM »
Q: How is Miller Lite just like having sex in a canoe

A: It's fucking close to water!!
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2010, 11:39:42 PM »
Quote from: Scrap Kinison on December 21, 2010, 11:03:28 PM
Q: How is Miller Lite just like having sex in a canoe

A: It's fucking close to water!!

You got the order wrong. The question is supposed to have, as an answer, the answer in the previous post. Then, leave another answer for the next person.

Answer: A large forest fire.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Osensitive1

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2010, 04:14:03 PM »
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2010, 05:16:49 PM »
Q: What do some people wear around the house?

A: A fifth of bourbon, a half-full can of gasoline and a large dildo.
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Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Osensitive1

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2010, 05:58:15 PM »
Q: Why was that cashier looking at us so funny?


A: Rainbow sprinkles.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2010, 06:01:01 PM »
Q: What does Sea Tart get on his ice cream?

A: Osensitive1
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I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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