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If this is the answer, what is the question?
« on: October 31, 2010, 09:18:39 PM »
you know  like they do on Mock The Week? post the answer and someone else can post the question, then post a new answer

I'll start...




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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2010, 09:42:05 PM »
Q) How did the actors get to the Wizard of Oz reunion?

A)  A good start.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2010, 09:48:08 PM »
Q) What do you call it when half of Liverpool gets battered with a baseball bat?

A) Orange frogs
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2010, 09:56:04 PM »
Q. What do you find in a bag of sweeties?

A. puke on the rug.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2010, 10:01:47 PM »
Q)  What should you never do at a party?

A)  Wonder Woman's mother.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2010, 10:05:19 PM »
Q. Who did Batman fuck on a blind date?

A. Bin Laden
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2010, 10:29:08 PM »
Quote from: Steve-O on October 31, 2010, 10:05:19 PM
Q. Who did Batman fuck on a blind date?

A. Bin Laden

BZZZZZZT

Sorry, wrong question.

The correct question is, "What Halloween costume did Callaway wear while taking her daughter, who was dressed as Wonder Woman, Trick or Treating tonight?"

Thanks for playing, Steve-O.

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Q)  Who is Mahmoud Achmadinejad's blind date for prom?

A)  Blazing Saddles


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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2010, 11:10:14 PM »
Q. What do cowboys get from eating baked beans?

A. A hole in the ground
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2010, 07:16:07 PM »
Q)  What is TCO digging in his back yard?

A)  Paradise Island.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2010, 07:27:16 PM »
Q. Where would you not find Justin Timberlake?

A. 17 miles outside of Vegas.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2010, 08:25:17 PM »
Q) Where did I bury the body?

A) 42
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2010, 11:27:33 PM »
Q. How many hairs are on Ronald Reagan's balls?

A. Wrongplanet
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2010, 01:06:54 AM »
Q. What is Autism Speaks' newly acquired asset?

A. OH SHI-
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2010, 01:11:13 AM »
Q. What did Noah say when the storm started?

A. A camp little Fuerher.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2010, 05:07:09 PM »
Q) Where did Little Hitler go each summer?

A) Party on...dudes!


PS Robot Chicken did a bit on Little Hitler in the classroom and he kept annexing other kid's desks because he needed more room, starting with the Polish kid's desk. Funny stuff!
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems
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