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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2006, 04:45:47 PM »
Crusader, if you continue posting your bullshit, you can't join my sleeper cell. There is an opening for a handyman. Payment in virgins.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #31 on: October 08, 2006, 05:04:45 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 08, 2006, 04:45:47 PM
Crusader, if you continue posting your bullshit, you can't join my sleeper cell. There is an opening for a handyman. Payment in virgins.

:O I'm a virgin!!!! Man i'm gonna get paid.....
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #32 on: October 08, 2006, 05:07:30 PM »
We're sort of picky about the virgins. Got any references? Pics?
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #33 on: October 08, 2006, 05:11:20 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 08, 2006, 05:07:30 PM
We're sort of picky about the virgins. Got any references? Pics?

No and no. And i am not hot.

Well, at least I won't get laid.... :D:p
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #34 on: October 08, 2006, 05:30:46 PM »
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #35 on: October 08, 2006, 06:18:00 PM »
PASTA IS HOLY

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2006, 03:17:27 AM »
Quote from: MillaPill on October 08, 2006, 06:18:00 PM
[size=80]YOU WILL BE SLAUGHTERED UNLESS YOU HEAR THE WORD OF HIS LORD, JESUS CHRIST. SAVIOUR OF THE EARTH![/size]
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2006, 03:27:23 AM »
Quote from: HolyRighteousCrusader on October 09, 2006, 03:17:27 AM
Quote from: MillaPill on October 08, 2006, 06:18:00 PM
[size=80]YOU WILL BE SLAUGHTERED UNLESS YOU HEAR THE WORD OF HIS LORD, JESUS CHRIST. SAVIOUR OF THE EARTH![/size]
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You going to fix that??
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2006, 03:42:03 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on October 09, 2006, 03:27:23 AM
Quote from: HolyRighteousCrusader on October 09, 2006, 03:17:27 AM
Quote from: MillaPill on October 08, 2006, 06:18:00 PM
[size=80]YOU WILL BE SLAUGHTERED UNLESS YOU HEAR THE WORD OF HIS LORD, JESUS CHRIST. SAVIOUR OF THE EARTH![/size]
[/glow][/shadow]

You going to fix that??

The tagging or the larger problem with its lack of brain?
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #39 on: October 09, 2006, 04:36:10 AM »
Quote from: odeon on October 09, 2006, 03:42:03 AM
The tagging or the larger problem with its lack of brain?
Obviously, she must have meant the former; the latter is a hopeless case.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #40 on: October 09, 2006, 06:33:38 AM »
[size=75]YOU WILL BE SLAUGHTERED UNLESS YOU HEAR THE WORD OF HIS LORD, JESUS CHRIST. SAVIOUR OF THE EARTH![/size][/glow][/shadow]


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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #41 on: October 09, 2006, 06:38:29 AM »
]I HATE EVERY BONE, VEIN, CAPILLARY, AND CELL IN YOUR BODY. YOU WILL BE SLAUGHTERED UNLESS YOU HEAR THE WORD OF HIS LORD, JESUS CHRIST. SAVIOUR OF THE EARTH!
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #42 on: October 09, 2006, 06:40:56 AM »
]I HATE EVERY BONE, VEIN, CAPILLARY, AND CELL IN YOUR BODY. YOU WILL BE SLAUGHTERED UNLESS YOU HEAR THE WORD OF HIS LORD, JESUS CHRIST. SAVIOUR OF THE EARTH!
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #43 on: October 09, 2006, 07:22:30 AM »
Fuck me, 4 attempts and still not right  ::)
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #44 on: October 09, 2006, 07:43:32 AM »
Such a silly crusader. He and his christ are no match for the glorious, fluffalicious power of The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness! Not even the Attack of The 500-foot Jesus could scratch its fluff-covered, divine surface.
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