Yes, ffs, guys, take social skills training classes, buy a hooker, or cut off your fingers so you can't type and harass women, or make yourselves seem so frigging pathetic the hooker would charge you for a dry hump, say "that was sex," and demand payment for it, because you seemed like an easy mark.
((Of course, I'd suggest trying to come to the earth-shattering realization that you're a complete person whether or not you've gotten laid, but that's asking too much.))