Advice to desperate aspie guys

[Teejay]

To aspie guys desperate to get laid, should go and visit a hooker or hire an escort, as long as you treat them nicely and use protection it is pretty safe and the prices are not too bad either. If they did that the wrongplanet forums and chatrooms would be a much more pleasant place. 

I personally have mixed opinions of sex workers and I am not desperate to get laid. I more desire emotional intimacy which you do not get from a hooker or escort.

[Tom/Mutate]

Not that I would hire one anyway but I think the thing that scares me off most is the idea that the pimp would try to mug me for extra money, like in "Catcher in the Rye".

[McGiver]

To aspie guys desperate to get laid, should go and visit a hooker or hire an escort, as long as you treat them nicely and use protection it is pretty safe and the prices are not too bad either. If they did that the wrongplanet forums and chatrooms would be a much more pleasant place. 

I personally have mixed opinions of sex workers and I am not desperate to get laid. I more desire emotional intimacy which you do not get from a hooker or escort.

i paid for time and services with a hooker when i was 18.

you should always use protection no matter what.

and i don't see any reason to slap them around, but i don't really see any reason to treat them nicely.  its a simple business exchange. 
and besides, the hooker that i paid for (in tijuana, mexico) wasn't nice to me.

she kept repeating:  finish, finish, finish, finish....

If they did that the wrongplanet forums and chatrooms would be a much more pleasant place.

are you saying that there are alot of sexually frustrated aspie males, which causes them to act unpleasantly?

[Teejay]

are you saying that there are alot of sexually frustrated aspie males, which causes them to act unpleasantly?

Not unpleasant presay, but whining and doing things like annoying female members. Which we can do without.

[QuirkyCarla]

the hooker that i paid for (in tijuana, mexico) wasn't nice to me.

she kept repeating:  finish, finish, finish, finish....

I don't know why, but I find this very funny.

[McGiver]

are you saying that there are alot of sexually frustrated aspie males, which causes them to act unpleasantly?

Not unpleasant presay, but whining and doing things like annoying female members. Which we can do without.

but i think that there was a thread in the mens discussion that categorically stated that women get annoyed easily anyways.

[McGiver]

the hooker that i paid for (in tijuana, mexico) wasn't nice to me.

she kept repeating:  finish, finish, finish, finish....

I don't know why, but I find this very funny.

its because it is funny.  its the card i always play, whenever i don't have anything else to say.

[QuirkyCarla]

Fix that.

[McGiver]

Fix that.

now fix yours.

[QuirkyCarla]

Wow, I did not even notice mine. Thanks for pointing it out.

[Nomaken]

If I was desperate enough for sex, I would fly to las vegas and visit one of their brothels.  The girls who work there are clean, and they are high quality, and the rooms are high quality.  But I am not that desperate for sex.  Infact I am not even desperate enough for sex to want it over masturbating.

[McGiver]

If I was desperate enough for sex, I would fly to las vegas and visit one of their brothels.  The girls who work there are clean, and they are high quality, and the rooms are high quality.  But I am not that desperate for sex.  Infact I am not even desperate enough for sex to want it over masturbating.

have you ever had 15 tequilla poppers in mexico, and had some prostitute touching and rubbing your crotch.

[El]

Yes, ffs, guys, take social skills training classes, buy a hooker, or cut off your fingers so you can't type and harass women, or make yourselves seem so frigging pathetic the hooker would charge you for a dry hump, say "that was sex," and demand payment for it, because you seemed like an easy mark.

((Of course, I'd suggest trying to come to the earth-shattering realization that you're a complete person whether or not you've gotten laid, but that's asking too much.))

[thepeaguy]

My advice? Be more like me -- less desperate.

[Nomaken]

If it wasn't for the fact that men are forcibly shown that they can survive for at least almost a decade(when they are technically allowed to have sex with another person) that their incredible horniness will not kill them, i think some men's horniness feels so strong, as strong as the urge to breathe when you are drowning, that their desperation is somewhat justified.

If being hungry or needing to breathe can screw up your judgement enough to be willing to kill someone in order to satisfy those urges, I can imagine horniness being at least strong enough to emotionally bother a person when it isn't satisfied.

I myself don't suffer at all like this, but I can imagine it.