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Re: Is it gay to hold a door open for a guy?
« Reply #45 on: October 08, 2006, 03:17:15 PM »
I don't have any really bizarre porn. Sorry. :(

what kind of porn do you have?

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Re: Is it gay to hold a door open for a guy?
« Reply #46 on: October 08, 2006, 03:17:40 PM »
The unbizarre kind.

oh well - too late...

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Re: Is it gay to hold a door open for a guy?
« Reply #47 on: October 08, 2006, 03:17:54 PM »
me.

i like naked gay men holding doors open for strangers porn.
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Re: Is it gay to hold a door open for a guy?
« Reply #48 on: October 08, 2006, 03:21:11 PM »
The unbizarre kind.

oh well - too late...

It didn't take an awful lot to upset you, did it? :P
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Re: Is it gay to hold a door open for a guy?
« Reply #49 on: October 08, 2006, 03:44:21 PM »
no.  it rarely does, to be honest, and especially not at the moment, i'm afraid.

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Re: Is it gay to hold a door open for a guy?
« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2006, 01:43:30 PM »
me.

i like naked gay men holding doors open for strangers porn.

Damn, that sounds hot. Where do you suppose I get my hands on something like that?
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Re: Is it gay to hold a door open for a guy?
« Reply #51 on: October 09, 2006, 02:21:24 PM »


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Re: Is it gay to hold a door open for a guy?
« Reply #52 on: October 10, 2006, 06:01:01 AM »
that's awesome.
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Re: Is it gay to hold a door open for a guy?
« Reply #53 on: October 10, 2006, 12:21:49 PM »
try Christopher Walken getting analprobed by the greys... and other kinky shit. :P
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Re: Is it gay to hold a door open for a guy?
« Reply #54 on: October 14, 2006, 04:32:36 PM »
Something else I recommend, if you hold the door for him and think he's cute - blow in his ear. It'll score all kinds of points.
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Re: Is it gay to hold a door open for a guy?
« Reply #55 on: October 15, 2006, 02:23:58 AM »
woss your definition of points, then?  broken facial bones?

bet be sure he's gay, if you're going to blow in his ear, i'd say.  although that's a bit much, even if he is - unsolicited stuff like that would make me lash out, verbally, most likely...

(...but it has been said - frequently - that people would rather have a slap than a gobful from me).

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Re: Is it gay to hold a door open for a guy?
« Reply #56 on: October 16, 2006, 02:10:15 AM »
woss your definition of points, then?  broken facial bones?

bet be sure he's gay, if you're going to blow in his ear, i'd say.  although that's a bit much, even if he is - unsolicited stuff like that would make me lash out, verbally, most likely...

(...but it has been said - frequently - that people would rather have a slap than a gobful from me).

Well, if I said I strictly go for the Y not the pole I think it might snap that into perspective well :P
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Re: Is it gay to hold a door open for a guy?
« Reply #57 on: October 16, 2006, 07:49:31 AM »
i would rather a guy grab my ass than to have them hold a door open for me.
it makes me feel very siisy like.  and that i owe them sex for their politeness.
just treat me like a dirty boy.
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Re: Is it gay to hold a door open for a guy?
« Reply #58 on: October 16, 2006, 12:41:29 PM »
If i wanted to get laid/get my ass kicked, i would attempt to bite their neck on the way through.  Would require more dexterity than i have however.
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Re: Is it gay to hold a door open for a guy?
« Reply #59 on: October 26, 2006, 09:47:15 PM »
I hold doors open all the time for both guys and girls.