A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good.
But not more than three times, or it's public indecency.
Quote from: PPK on February 13, 2011, 02:17:08 AMI had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out... Shake your John-Thomas!
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 13, 2011, 07:18:04 AMQuote from: PPK on February 13, 2011, 02:17:08 AMI had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out... Shake your John-Thomas! If you do that while peeing, you will need a shower afterwards. And a thorough cleaning of the bathroom too.
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 13, 2011, 07:42:53 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on February 13, 2011, 07:18:04 AMQuote from: PPK on February 13, 2011, 02:17:08 AMI had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out... Shake your John-Thomas! If you do that while peeing, you will need a shower afterwards. And a thorough cleaning of the bathroom too. And your point is?
Quote from: PPK on February 13, 2011, 07:50:50 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on February 13, 2011, 07:42:53 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on February 13, 2011, 07:18:04 AMQuote from: PPK on February 13, 2011, 02:17:08 AMI had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out... Shake your John-Thomas! If you do that while peeing, you will need a shower afterwards. And a thorough cleaning of the bathroom too. And your point is? Take a break in dancing, when taking a leak.
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 13, 2011, 07:52:22 AMQuote from: PPK on February 13, 2011, 07:50:50 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on February 13, 2011, 07:42:53 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on February 13, 2011, 07:18:04 AMQuote from: PPK on February 13, 2011, 02:17:08 AMI had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out... Shake your John-Thomas! If you do that while peeing, you will need a shower afterwards. And a thorough cleaning of the bathroom too. And your point is? Take a break in dancing, when taking a leak. Or you could put the twister mat on the floor.