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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #450 on: December 29, 2007, 11:30:01 PM »
I go around shitting on window sills.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #451 on: December 29, 2007, 11:31:37 PM »
 :orly:

i have window sills

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #452 on: December 29, 2007, 11:41:40 PM »
Cats don't seem to enjoy when
I lick their noses.

I am often Eskimo kissing my cat, but I do not want to exchange fluids with her, even when she initiates the exchange.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #453 on: December 29, 2007, 11:43:28 PM »
:orly:

i have window sills

I'll come shit on yours, if you dress for me.



I am often Eskimo kissing my cat, but I do not want to exchange fluids with her, even when she initiates the exchange.

heh. I always try to catch their tongues in my mouth.
I'm not that fast.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #454 on: December 29, 2007, 11:44:37 PM »
cats have rough tongues
i always want to stick my finger in her mouth when flo yawns, so i can see if i can get it out fast enough. i doint though

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #455 on: December 29, 2007, 11:46:36 PM »
I can get my fingers on their tongue,
but I can't pin them long enough to
suck 'em.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #456 on: December 29, 2007, 11:48:52 PM »
I think I booted into XP a week or two ago. It was a mistake. Don't know what I was thinking.

I booted to ME this morning. How's that for fucked up?

I had used this older drive for my kids games, but it would not work.

Symantec had some kind of fuck up going that made it impossible to do anything with the computer, except update it. UPDATE IT! FIRST!


... before I could even install soundcard drivers.

Fucking norton created a jscript error in the control panel and admin areas of ME which I could not figure out without some research. BASTARDS. Everytime I tried to fix stuff, windows pointed to norton and the fact that my ancient anti-virus program had expired.






















I know what I was thinking. It was a morbid curiousity. I often leave behind old bookmarks or media. I have been going through old drives which I used for back ups and when I se a windows folder I try to boot it. It usually works, but with this one and the symantec BS installed it was useless. At least I was able to peruse the old documents and bookmarks. A few worth transferring came up.

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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #457 on: December 30, 2007, 12:09:50 AM »
I booted to ME this morning. How's that for fucked up?


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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #458 on: December 30, 2007, 12:13:11 AM »
I can't believe that people thought
flying around in a giant manatee was
actually a good idea.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #459 on: December 30, 2007, 12:15:19 AM »
I booted to ME this morning. How's that for fucked up?

















... a manatee fart?

A sealed mask with rotting seaweed gas bubbles may be preferable to my frustration with the whole episode.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #460 on: December 30, 2007, 12:17:10 AM »
I can't believe that people thought
flying around in a giant manatee was
actually a good idea.

I think the Germans started it.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #461 on: December 30, 2007, 12:32:00 AM »
Always levitating giant sea critters.
Good thing they're a divided nation.

If we ever allow them to reunite,
the world's just asking for it.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #462 on: December 30, 2007, 12:49:47 AM »
Always levitating giant sea critters.
Good thing they're a divided nation.

If we ever allow them to reunite,
the world's just asking for it.

Uhm, don't look just yet, but  .......
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #463 on: December 30, 2007, 12:55:05 AM »
An old guy, I knew in my youth,
really believed that. He collected
VW bugs, thinking that they'd be
worth a fortune, when the next
big war with Germany came.  :laugh:

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #464 on: December 30, 2007, 01:06:31 AM »
An old guy, I knew in my youth,
really believed that. He collected
VW bugs, thinking that they'd be
worth a fortune, when the next
big war with Germany came.  :laugh:

What was his logic and reasoning behind that gem of an idea?