Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.

[ozymandias]

As a kid I mastered the art of blocking one nostril and shooting a stream of snot into the gutter.

That image conjured up the song, "Lather" by Jefferson Airplane and the line.

"Putting drumsticks on either side of his nose,
snotting the best licks in town."

 

[Parts]

My new dog Marly sleeps under the covers next to me

[SovaNu]

I spit instead of swallowing,
unless there's good reason otherwise.

what's a good reason to spit?

[Dexter Morgan]

I can't pee in public bathrooms

[DirtDawg]

At work, we do various things to break up the monotony of the daily grind, just before the store opens; word games, trivia games, nerf baseball, etc.  Yesterday we played volleyball with a soft, out-of-balance, crazy-bouncing kid's ball. I stopped a fast moving elbow with the bridge of my nose. It didn't bleed or anything, but today, it is very sore!!

[Calandale]

I spit instead of swallowing,
unless there's good reason otherwise.

what's a good reason to spit?

No, I meant a good reason NOT to.
Like, I'm at a fancy dinner, or something.

[SovaNu]

so what's not a good reason to spit?

I can't pee in public bathrooms

you're a guy. try being a girl. i dunno how to pee standing up.

[Corrie]

I spit instead of swallowing,
unless there's good reason otherwise.

what's a good reason to spit?

No, I meant a good reason NOT to.
Like, I'm at a fancy dinner, or something.

 ?

[Corrie]

I definately would not spit or swallow at a fancy dinner, wouldn't you be arrested for that? Unless we were in the bathroom, in that case I would spit. 

[DirtDawg]

I definately would not spit or swallow at a fancy dinner, wouldn't you be arrested for that? Unless we were in the bathroom, in that case I would spit. 

Create a situation where fancy dinners can happen in the privacy of your own hiome, maybe.

I have shoved expensive shrimp onto the floor to eat pussy, before.


... but that's just mee.

[Parts]

I wore two different shoes to work the other day guess I was a little foggy when I woke up

[duncvis]

I wore two different shoes to work the other day guess I was a little foggy when I woke up

I remember I got halfway to work before realising I had a slipper on one foot once.  :lol:

[DirtDawg]

I wore two different shoes to work the other day guess I was a little foggy when I woke up

Kinda cool, if ya asked me.

I have never left the house like that, but I have done it, trying to hurrry, before.

It is worse than average, when you have several pairs of work boots that are nearly the samme.

[SovaNu]

i forgot my glasses. i went to school and didn't realize. i also forgot my pants frequently, wearing overalls and then we took them off at the hall and i didn't have inside pants on. i had wool pantyhose.

i would wear different pairs of shoes. as long as they were the same shape. i like to wear different colored socks.

[Parts]

I almost never wear matching socks takes to long to sort them and there's always left overs so now I buy gray thermal socks only the top is different and nobody sees that I hope