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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #345 on: October 17, 2007, 06:06:42 PM »
I'm kind of a klutz.  I run into things a lot and I have the bruises to prove it.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #346 on: October 17, 2007, 06:18:35 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 17, 2007, 06:06:42 PM
I'm kind of a klutz.  I run into things a lot and I have the bruises to prove it.

 :laugh:

So am I but I have a hard time figuring out just where they came form
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #347 on: October 17, 2007, 07:17:11 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 17, 2007, 06:06:42 PM
I'm kind of a klutz.  I run into things a lot and I have the bruises to prove it.

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm, makes for interesting sex......wouldn't you say! :eyebrows:  I can just see the next title for an aspie porn move "Voracious sex klutz's".  :laugh:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #348 on: October 17, 2007, 08:07:07 PM »
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #349 on: October 17, 2007, 08:41:10 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on October 17, 2007, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: Callaway on October 17, 2007, 06:06:42 PM
I'm kind of a klutz.  I run into things a lot and I have the bruises to prove it.

 :laugh:


hhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm, makes for interesting sex......wouldn't you say! :eyebrows:  I can just see the next title for an aspie porn move "Voracious sex klutz's".  :laugh:

 :plus:

Yes, my husband points to a huge bruise and asks me how I got it and I have no idea.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #350 on: October 17, 2007, 11:08:46 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on October 01, 2006, 05:56:36 AM
I think this is more appropriate than the post an offensive fact about you, because these facts can be embarassing or disgusting to you as well as everyone else, it is usually hard to be really, truely offended by a fact about yourself.  Also, I don't think there are a lot of things that a lot of us here really do find offensive.
Racists, sexists, republicans, NT's(2 of those were jokes, guess which).

So I'll start off with a disgusting fact.

I have a digestive system made out of iron - in that it doesnt move.  You know how a gentle laxative is a joke because that is like a civil war?  Well if i take an extra strength laxative it only makes my digestive system move just below average.

But all the alcohol i drank last night helped, and just finished a semi-satisfying movement.


I don't know if this qualifies as disgusting...but I am a total scab picker. my scabs...your scabs...it doesn't matter.
I will pick them against your will, if need be. I love scabs.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #351 on: October 17, 2007, 11:41:09 PM »
when i used to cut i picked the scabs over and over again until it would stubbornly heal. then i had to make more cuts. :laugh:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #352 on: October 18, 2007, 12:39:09 AM »
Better a scab picker
than a skat picker.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #353 on: October 18, 2007, 01:23:54 AM »
I have problems not picking my scabs. I have to try to resist doing it, same as popping pimples when they have already been popped. Luckily I haven't gotten any new ones. I use acne cream. I also get bruises all the time. I am not sure from being clumsy or because I am too thin (lot of people say I am) or because my eating disorder does it. I've been getting bruises since I was 15 when I started losing weight.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #354 on: October 18, 2007, 06:46:02 PM »
i pick my nose sometimes, when no ones watching.  :eh:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #355 on: October 18, 2007, 09:49:56 PM »
Quote from: Lurker on October 18, 2007, 06:46:02 PM
i pick my nose sometimes, when no ones watching.  :eh:

I pick my nose .............. when people watch.  ::)
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #356 on: October 18, 2007, 09:53:52 PM »
I pick other people's noses.   :laugh:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #357 on: October 19, 2007, 01:12:12 AM »
I pick my nose too and I swallow my snot when I blow my snot up my nose and down my throat.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #358 on: October 19, 2007, 04:23:21 AM »
I spit instead of swallowing,
unless there's good reason otherwise.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #359 on: October 19, 2007, 08:10:19 AM »
As a kid I mastered the art of blocking one nostril and shooting a stream of snot into the gutter.
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