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Offline Natalia Evans

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #330 on: October 16, 2007, 05:24:31 PM »
Quote from: Tequila on October 16, 2007, 04:08:31 PM
Heh - was just about to add some sexual innuendo but realised the conversation had moved on.  Damn!


You can still do it.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #331 on: October 16, 2007, 05:28:02 PM »
As long as it doesn't involve shit in any way, shape or form.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #332 on: October 16, 2007, 05:51:25 PM »
Quote from: Tequila on October 16, 2007, 04:08:31 PM
Heh - was just about to add some sexual innuendo but realised the conversation had moved on.  Damn!

So now we don't get our sexual innuendo? I am disappointed that you are so easily distracted.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #333 on: October 16, 2007, 07:28:17 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on October 16, 2007, 12:56:53 PM
Quote from: calandale on October 15, 2007, 04:45:09 AM
I've sucked some back in
my mouth.
My son used to think if he could just swallow it down again, he wouldn't be sick.

I have seen him contain vomit and swallow it again, only to have it heave up once again with even greater force. He was very embarrassed to be vomiting.

I've often done that, but mainly when I'm
not somewhere safe to do so. I can remember
ONCE failing, and spewing all over the hall.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #334 on: October 16, 2007, 07:30:18 PM »
I feel crazy right now and don't know altogether why >:(
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #335 on: October 16, 2007, 09:04:28 PM »
My neck hurts, and I didn't
even try to suck myself.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #336 on: October 16, 2007, 09:11:15 PM »
I once threw up outside and the cat came and tried to eat it and I was pushing him away while I kept being sick. I didn't want to throw up on the cat.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #337 on: October 16, 2007, 10:15:29 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on October 16, 2007, 09:11:15 PM
I once threw up outside and the cat came and tried to eat it and I was pushing him away while I kept being sick. I didn't want to throw up on the cat.

Cats are not hindered by the disgust that we feel, but they are naturally more dainty in their eating habits, most of the time. Dogs, on the other hand, instinctively jump right on it, because that is the we they feed as weening pups.

The pack often makes a community kill and the strongest members always eat as much as they can, as fast as they can and mothers especially rush back to her pups and yuck up some for the brood to fight over. It is said that the reason that dogs try to lick humans around our mouths is to cause us to vomit so we will share our meal, the way their obliging mothers always did. Instinct!
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #338 on: October 16, 2007, 10:53:14 PM »
They still don't like being puked on.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #339 on: October 16, 2007, 10:57:35 PM »
One time my cat pooped in her litterbox but she missed as she went so the poop went outside the box on the floor and I had to clean it up using paper towels. Then I had to use a rag to wipe the spot and then I threw it in the laundry.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #340 on: October 16, 2007, 11:03:58 PM »
I need to wash my ass,
after every movement.
This is weird in public restrooms.
If no one's around, I'll sit in the damned
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #341 on: October 17, 2007, 01:41:38 AM »
ew gross! but i appreciate the need for cleanliness. :plus:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #342 on: October 17, 2007, 01:55:01 AM »
Almost got caught a couple of times.
Mainly, it's not a problem, but I was
spending LONG hours at the office over
the summer.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #343 on: October 17, 2007, 05:23:48 PM »
I have poor sense of touch especially in my hands consequently they are always covered in cuts and scrapes that I can't figure out where they came from ???
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #344 on: October 17, 2007, 05:59:08 PM »
I have a lousy sense of balance.  Which makes yard work interesting, especially when I'm moving heavy objects around.  And I have the bruises to prove it! ::)
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