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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #195 on: September 01, 2007, 06:19:12 AM »
I took from a Chinese restaurant one of there Chinese spoons yesterday.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #196 on: September 01, 2007, 07:44:57 AM »

You should have your butt reddened by a clan of young Chinese girls for this atrocity.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #197 on: September 01, 2007, 03:42:11 PM »
I eat ice cream from the carton.  (I only double-dip the spoon if I know nobody else is going to eat the ice cream, though.)
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #198 on: September 01, 2007, 03:48:12 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on September 01, 2007, 07:44:57 AM

You should have your butt reddened by a clan of young Chinese girls for this atrocity.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #199 on: September 03, 2007, 05:06:09 AM »
I lick my bowls clean.
Even in restaurants,
if I think I can get
away with it. 
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #200 on: September 03, 2007, 06:29:47 AM »
how is that disgusting? It's just in polite. I always lick my bowls when there has been something tasty there.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #201 on: September 03, 2007, 07:05:41 AM »
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #202 on: September 03, 2007, 08:57:54 PM »
I'm a girl but I taught myself how to pee standing up. You grab a couple folds and pull them back. It's hard to explain.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #203 on: September 05, 2007, 08:06:26 AM »
I keep toys(a slinky, plastic animals ,ect) in my truck for when I get bored on the road
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #204 on: September 06, 2007, 11:43:26 AM »
I have a runny nose so I keep blowing back my snot and swallowing it.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #205 on: September 06, 2007, 12:06:07 PM »
I can successfully beat off up to nine times a day.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #206 on: September 08, 2007, 01:06:05 AM »
I sneezed on my hand while driving and it looked gross. Tried not to touch the steering wheel too much. Then I got to some red traffic lights and was able to reach to get a tissue.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #207 on: September 08, 2007, 01:10:05 AM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on September 03, 2007, 06:29:47 AM
how is that disgusting? It's just in polite. I always lick my bowls when there has been something tasty there.

how is that impolite? it tells the cook you liked the food. i lick too when it's been yummy. only when home.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #208 on: September 08, 2007, 01:11:34 AM »
i really look like this:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #209 on: September 08, 2007, 01:29:22 AM »
Quote from: Hannahfan on September 08, 2007, 01:10:05 AM
Quote from: fatty mcblob on September 03, 2007, 06:29:47 AM
how is that disgusting? It's just in polite. I always lick my bowls when there has been something tasty there.

how is that impolite? it tells the cook you liked the food. i lick too when it's been yummy. only when home.

I think this kind of thing is highly dependent on what country/region you are in.  In the US, Miss Manners would say that even using a piece of bread to wipe sauce from your bowl would be rude.  However, Mordok has told me it's common in other places he's travelled-- I want to say Italy, but he's currently snoring on the couch and I can't confirm.
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