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Author Topic: Lets educate the africans about the value of the chimpanzee! <---sarcasm ;]  (Read 831 times)

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They kill chimps for bush-meat, for money and food, so

they want to educate them about the human-like-ness of chimpanzees, how chimps are almost people and how chimps have feelings!
yes!
cus if they only kneeew... that chimps have feelings, then they would stop killing them right?

FLAW:
People kill people. what the fuck does it help, if a beast is ALMOST people. fuck almost, fuck people, kill it the same.

this is SUCH naive white-folk bullshit, i want to cry.

just now, on tv, i saw them PAAAY some young brown boys, for a live snake delivered in a bag.
MONEY!
MONEY talks.
not bullshit about feelings and emotions, they dont give a shit! theyre poor, hungry, and they will gladly kill the fuck out of snakes, chimps, rhinos, elephants, tigers, whatEVER they can kill for some cash.
we can educate them 'till we turn blue, in our naiiive believe that people actually stop and go "wait! this poor tiger has emotions! i guess ill just sit down and starve to death then."

if we want to save the tiger, or the chimp, or nice looking snakes:
GIVE LOCALS MONEY to contribute. be mathematical about it. if a tiger pelt gains them 100 bucks, pay them 110 bucks to break and deliver traps, or something. 125 bucks to patrol the woods, and shoo away poachers. 150 bucks to shoot poachers :b

Thanx :)
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Re: Lets educate the africans about the value of the chimpanzee!
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2010, 05:25:25 AM »
But chimps taste so good
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Lets educate the africans about the value of the chimpanzee!
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2010, 05:50:09 AM »
But chimps taste so good

i bet people do too :9
nicely spiced, and lightly fried mmm!

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Re: Lets educate the africans about the value of the chimpanzee!
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2010, 10:47:35 AM »
did you know AIDS started in monkeys, since we share like 98% of our dna with them. this means that a human had to have had sex with one for it to now be a uncurable disease. it likely started in africa, much like when the aliens came down from the heavens to create man in his image. africa needs to be bombed and sent to the moon, almost ALL are fucking problems originate from there

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Re: Lets educate the africans about the value of the chimpanzee!
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2010, 11:01:53 AM »
Africa is a hopeless case, no amount of white guilt or charity in general will help them. The only things can help them is either they help themselves or nuke the fucking continent. The latter will be a literal case of MAKE POVERTY HISTORY! :zoinks:

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Re: Lets educate the africans about the value of the chimpanzee!
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2010, 11:03:40 AM »
i LIKE africa

then again, i like devastation and tragedy  :zoinks:


AFRICA INYAFACE!!!

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Re: Lets educate the africans about the value of the chimpanzee!
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2010, 11:15:06 AM »
I feel sorry for the guy who's getting shot, and I find it depressing that the kids in the background are grinning.
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Re: Lets educate the africans about the value of the chimpanzee!
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2010, 11:19:30 AM »
I feel sorry for the guy who's getting shot, and I find it depressing that the kids in the background are grinning.

obviously, obviously and obviously

the whole thing is beyond fucked up, but its still part of whats human.

an NRK correspondent came to our school (the "bbc of norway"...) and showed us a docu on the sierra leonean civil war i have not seen ever again. saturday morning (we lived at the school)
WHAT A WAY to start your saturday morning as a 20 year old, to watch close ups of soldiers pushing some farmer around, then spraying the dude w bullets.
the docu just goes on like that
we were traumatized, but its learning. thats human. we can do that. granted the same environment.
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Re: Lets educate the africans about the value of the chimpanzee!
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2010, 11:19:40 AM »
did you know AIDS started in monkeys, since we share like 98% of our dna with them. this means that a human had to have had sex with one for it to now be a uncurable disease. it likely started in africa, much like when the aliens came down from the heavens to create man in his image. africa needs to be bombed and sent to the moon, almost ALL are fucking problems originate from there
thats dumb, it just means a human was bitten by one

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Re: Lets educate the africans about the value of the chimpanzee!
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2010, 11:22:36 AM »
did you know AIDS started in monkeys, since we share like 98% of our dna with them. this means that a human had to have had sex with one for it to now be a uncurable disease. it likely started in africa, much like when the aliens came down from the heavens to create man in his image. africa needs to be bombed and sent to the moon, almost ALL are fucking problems originate from there
thats dumb, it just means a human was bitten by one

yes,
2 major flaws w people fucked monkey theory:

1. people dont want to fuck monkeys.
2. monkeys dont want to fuck people.

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Re: Lets educate the africans about the value of the chimpanzee!
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2010, 11:31:26 AM »
did you know AIDS started in monkeys, since we share like 98% of our dna with them. this means that a human had to have had sex with one for it to now be a uncurable disease. it likely started in africa, much like when the aliens came down from the heavens to create man in his image. africa needs to be bombed and sent to the moon, almost ALL are fucking problems originate from there
thats dumb, it just means a human was bitten by one

yes,
2 major flaws w people fucked monkey theory:

1. people dont want to fuck monkeys.
2. monkeys dont want to fuck people.
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Re: Lets educate the africans about the value of the chimpanzee!
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2010, 11:44:41 AM »
did you know AIDS started in monkeys, since we share like 98% of our dna with them. this means that a human had to have had sex with one for it to now be a uncurable disease. it likely started in africa, much like when the aliens came down from the heavens to create man in his image. africa needs to be bombed and sent to the moon, almost ALL are fucking problems originate from there
thats dumb, it just means a human was bitten by one

yes,
2 major flaws w people fucked monkey theory:

1. people dont want to fuck monkeys.
2. monkeys dont want to fuck people.

well, lately people fuck everything that is fuckable  :-\

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Re: Lets educate the africans about the value of the chimpanzee!
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2010, 02:13:54 PM »
uh im pretty shure you cant get AIDS from a bite. i think its very hard to pass the virus through spit


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Re: Lets educate the africans about the value of the chimpanzee!
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2010, 02:20:26 PM »
uh im pretty shure you cant get AIDS from a bite. i think its very hard to pass the virus through spit



your thinking about kissing.

kissing = / = biting

biting opens up for infecting the blood directly.

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Re: Lets educate the africans about the value of the chimpanzee!
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2010, 02:39:52 PM »
so monkeys have aids in thier spit and once they bite you it can give you aids?
i didnt know that, but i guess you learn something new everyday.
 i was almost certain some african had a chimp girlfriend