Dutch is a stupid language (post Dutch failures)

[General Razorbeard]

Please ignore the ugly facial expressions

[General Razorbeard]

What language do you guess this is?

Kanskje æ aldri behandla dæ
så godt som æ skull
kanskje æ aldri sa det
det æ skull ha sagt

Kanskje æ aldri såg dæ,
som æ burd ha gjort
og dæm tåran som e grått,
for min skyld

Konj æ skru tbake tida,
og rett opp alle feil
æ har mine svake sida,
men dæm gode e så mang fleir

Og om du smila i mot mæ
av glede igjen
skull æ ha trøsta dæ å sagt,
det vil gå bra min venn

Kanskje va æ itj t stede
når du trængt mæ som mest
kanskje va æ for blind
t å velge rett

Kanskje lar du mæ itj længer
få lov t kom innj
og vil du tru mæ når æ sei
at mårradan vil vinn

Og konj æ skru tbake tida,
og rett opp alle feil
æ har mine svake sida,
men dæm gode e så mang fleir

Om du smila i mot mæ
av glede igjen
skull æ ha trøsta dæ å sagt,
det vil gå bra min venn

Konj æ skru tbake tida,
og rett opp alle feil
æ har mine svake sida,
men dæm gode e så mang fleir

Om du smila i mot mæ
av glede igjen
Skull æ ha trøsta dæ å sagt,
det vil gå bra min venn

Det vil gå bra min venn

It's taken from a song that was popular some time ago.

[odeon]

I admit, my language sounds heavy and weird too, but Dutch sounds like a large potato in the throat, they make that throat-sound when they say "c" and "g", Norwegians and Danes (maybe Swedes and Germans too) also make those sounds, but when they say "r", like English-speakers.

Norwegian doesn't sound heavy at all to me. I've always thought that there are very few Norwegian bank robbers and terrorists because no-one would take them seriously because of how the language sounds.

['andersom']

I admit, my language sounds heavy and weird too, but Dutch sounds like a large potato in the throat, they make that throat-sound when they say "c" and "g", Norwegians and Danes (maybe Swedes and Germans too) also make those sounds, but when they say "r", like English-speakers.

Norwegian doesn't sound heavy at all to me. I've always thought that there are very few Norwegian bank robbers and terrorists because no-one would take them seriously because of how the language sounds.

Do you have ideas of the relation between heavy crime and language for other countries too?
Please elaborate.

[ZEGH8578]

What language do you guess this is?

Kanskje æ aldri behandla dæ
så godt som æ skull
kanskje æ aldri sa det
det æ skull ha sagt

Kanskje æ aldri såg dæ,
som æ burd ha gjort
og dæm tåran som e grått,
for min skyld

Konj æ skru tbake tida,
og rett opp alle feil
æ har mine svake sida,
men dæm gode e så mang fleir

Og om du smila i mot mæ
av glede igjen
skull æ ha trøsta dæ å sagt,
det vil gå bra min venn

Kanskje va æ itj t stede
når du trængt mæ som mest
kanskje va æ for blind
t å velge rett

Kanskje lar du mæ itj længer
få lov t kom innj
og vil du tru mæ når æ sei
at mårradan vil vinn

Og konj æ skru tbake tida,
og rett opp alle feil
æ har mine svake sida,
men dæm gode e så mang fleir

Om du smila i mot mæ
av glede igjen
skull æ ha trøsta dæ å sagt,
det vil gå bra min venn

Konj æ skru tbake tida,
og rett opp alle feil
æ har mine svake sida,
men dæm gode e så mang fleir

Om du smila i mot mæ
av glede igjen
Skull æ ha trøsta dæ å sagt,
det vil gå bra min venn

Det vil gå bra min venn

It's taken from a song that was popular some time ago.

Trønder norwegian.
easy

everybody knows that

(thats sneaky tho. trønder differs enough for someone recognizing norwegian to still not be sure about trønder. hell even fellow norwegians have a hard time w it)

[ZEGH8578]

It's a far cry from Danish English though;

 

those are all norwegian actors btw. the first actor imitates danish quite properly, the other two suck at it :/

i totally love mandarin tho!!!

[odeon]

I admit, my language sounds heavy and weird too, but Dutch sounds like a large potato in the throat, they make that throat-sound when they say "c" and "g", Norwegians and Danes (maybe Swedes and Germans too) also make those sounds, but when they say "r", like English-speakers.

Norwegian doesn't sound heavy at all to me. I've always thought that there are very few Norwegian bank robbers and terrorists because no-one would take them seriously because of how the language sounds.

Do you have ideas of the relation between heavy crime and language for other countries too?
Please elaborate.

Not crime, no, but it's obvious that the traffic in France is a mess because the language is.

['andersom']

I admit, my language sounds heavy and weird too, but Dutch sounds like a large potato in the throat, they make that throat-sound when they say "c" and "g", Norwegians and Danes (maybe Swedes and Germans too) also make those sounds, but when they say "r", like English-speakers.

Norwegian doesn't sound heavy at all to me. I've always thought that there are very few Norwegian bank robbers and terrorists because no-one would take them seriously because of how the language sounds.

Do you have ideas of the relation between heavy crime and language for other countries too?
Please elaborate.

Not crime, no, but it's obvious that the traffic in France is a mess because the language is.

Bien sur.

[General Razorbeard]

I admit, my language sounds heavy and weird too, but Dutch sounds like a large potato in the throat, they make that throat-sound when they say "c" and "g", Norwegians and Danes (maybe Swedes and Germans too) also make those sounds, but when they say "r", like English-speakers.

Norwegian doesn't sound heavy at all to me. I've always thought that there are very few Norwegian bank robbers and terrorists because no-one would take them seriously because of how the language sounds.

Do you have ideas of the relation between heavy crime and language for other countries too?
Please elaborate.

Not crime, no, but it's obvious that the traffic in France is a mess because the language is.

Bien sur.

I think both Norwegian, Finnish and Danish is heavier than Swedish, but when Finns speak Swedish, it sounds extremely heavy, something like this (I don't mean to sound stupid); "You Fu...CKING bAstArd", it slows down, then "speeds up", I'll give an example via this YT clip, although It's in Swedish-Finnish;

Link; Swedish.

The King; Norwegian.

Zelda; Danish.

Gwonam (the yellow guy); Swedish-Finnish.

[odeon]

Sorry, I have to disagree. I've never been able to take Norwegian seriously.

[ZEGH8578]

Sorry, I have to disagree. I've never been able to take Norwegian seriously.

SAY WHAT >:I

thats just cus you havent heard trønder.

[odeon]

Sorry, I have to disagree. I've never been able to take Norwegian seriously.

SAY WHAT >:I

thats just cus you havent heard trønder.

[The_Chosen_One]

I have to agree with odeon. Ever since Monty Python took the piss out of them.

[ZEGH8578]

that was fun tho

in an annoying way

i even live in trondheim

[odeon]

My sympathies.