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Re: Ask Roselike anything
« Reply #45 on: October 02, 2010, 05:44:00 AM »
Too fucking right lol  :asthing:

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Re: Ask Roselike anything
« Reply #46 on: October 02, 2010, 08:47:12 AM »
So, prove it.

I was awaiting his reply before delivering more punsihment.
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Re: Ask Roselike anything
« Reply #47 on: October 02, 2010, 11:42:01 AM »
I can dominate but I don't like choking the piss out of someone or anything.

D/s doesn't have to involve choking at any point - nor does it necessarily have to involve piss.

Some like it though, and I didn't mean literally piss, man.   :LOL:

I know, I was being humorous (inb4 LOLDON'TEXPLAINTHEJOKE)

D/s is often different for each person - what one person may enjoy may be a hard limit for another.

THATS THE JOKE.
Your humor was too SUBtle.


That was so bad its good.  :lol:
Masochist.

I don't suppose we could see this as a tie? :P

I wasn't trying to compete.  My comment was merely meant as a little gag.

(Should've known it was bound to get competitive thugh.)

Knot the way I see it. All it takes is discipline.
Well, I certainly hope we aren't competing, at this point.  I mean, that was a lovely power play, but I rather doubt you can actually beat me at this.

*cuff*

Sorry, got something in my throat. I'd whip you into shape if I could be arsed.
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Re: Ask Roselike anything
« Reply #48 on: October 02, 2010, 12:44:03 PM »
You're just backing down because you know I'd have you crying into your hanky in no time.  I'm a bottomless pit of jokes; I'm impossible to top.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask Roselike anything
« Reply #49 on: October 02, 2010, 12:46:58 PM »
I'm not good at real dry humor. Shocking, or disgusting, or just plain offensive is MY forte. ;)
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Re: Ask Roselike anything
« Reply #50 on: October 02, 2010, 03:38:10 PM »
You're just backing down because you know I'd have you crying into your hanky in no time.  I'm a bottomless pit of jokes; I'm impossible to top.

O, I can post you into submission any time I want.
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Re: Ask Roselike anything
« Reply #51 on: October 03, 2010, 06:14:43 AM »
You're just backing down because you know I'd have you crying into your hanky in no time.  I'm a bottomless pit of jokes; I'm impossible to top.
  :lol:

You are too funny. Now if only you had a dick lmao

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Re: Ask Roselike anything
« Reply #52 on: October 03, 2010, 06:17:37 AM »
Hey you never answered my question, biatch!

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Re: Ask Roselike anything
« Reply #53 on: October 03, 2010, 08:10:18 AM »
You're just backing down because you know I'd have you crying into your hanky in no time.  I'm a bottomless pit of jokes; I'm impossible to top.

O, I can post you into submission any time I want.
Those are definitely not safe words to say to me.  That type of challenge tends to get me hot around the collar.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask Roselike anything
« Reply #54 on: October 03, 2010, 08:11:38 AM »
You're just backing down because you know I'd have you crying into your hanky in no time.  I'm a bottomless pit of jokes; I'm impossible to top.
  :lol:

You are too funny. Now if only you had a dick lmao
:plus:, and sigged.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask Roselike anything
« Reply #55 on: October 03, 2010, 08:13:04 AM »
lol I knew you would sig that :green:


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so are you two gonna have sex now?

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Re: Ask Roselike anything
« Reply #56 on: October 03, 2010, 08:14:24 AM »
lol I knew you would sig that :green:

Well, naturally!   :zoinks:


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so are you two gonna have sex now?

Well, naturally!   :zoinks:
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Re: Ask Roselike anything
« Reply #57 on: October 03, 2010, 09:39:57 AM »
You're just backing down because you know I'd have you crying into your hanky in no time.  I'm a bottomless pit of jokes; I'm impossible to top.

O, I can post you into submission any time I want.
Those are definitely not safe words to say to me.  That type of challenge tends to get me hot around the collar.

You're still learning the ropes and have a long way to mastery.
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Re: Ask Roselike anything
« Reply #58 on: October 03, 2010, 11:16:54 AM »
You're just backing down because you know I'd have you crying into your hanky in no time.  I'm a bottomless pit of jokes; I'm impossible to top.

O, I can post you into submission any time I want.
Those are definitely not safe words to say to me.  That type of challenge tends to get me hot around the collar.

You're still learning the ropes and have a long way to mastery.
You won't switch my self-confidence off quite that easily.  Don't be a slave to your own assumptions; push my limits too much, and you're bound to get served.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask Roselike anything
« Reply #59 on: October 04, 2010, 04:49:49 AM »
(...or, in what would probably be a rather confusing day for you, owned and served at the same time.)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.